So just for fun I thought I'd try to create a recipe for a typical ATS thread...
Cuisine (Forum) - Pick one...it's a conspiracy site!
Examples - Anti-vax, Politics, Chem-trails, 9/11, ect., ect.
Serving Size - 15 pages
Reviews - 52 flags, 18 stars +30 more
Recipe (Subject) - "Breaking: (insert Cuisine) researchers uncover massive conspiracy to (insert bad ju-ju) millions of people!"
Summary (OP) - (restate Subject, insert lots of superlatives, eye-popping factoids, wild allegations and garnish with civilization-ending
conclusion)
Ingredients (Pages) - ...
Page 1 -
- "Complete BS"
- "Is not!"
- "Is too!"
- "Prove it!"
- "Cool! S&F for you!"
- "Is NOT!"
- "IS TOO!!"
- "Link?"
- (OP) "Blub, blub, blub"
- "I'll ask again...Proof or Link?"
- "Does too!"
- "I agree"
Pages 2-14 (the
"Pages In Between")
(variations / permutations / word-smithing of Page 1)
Page 15
- "Is NOT!
- "Is Too!"
- "Last time I'm going to ask...Link?"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Your mother wears Army boots to bed!"
- "Post deleted for major T&C violation"
- "(insert deity) is GREAT! None of this would have happened if people would have just read and believed in (insert chapter & verse)"
- "Off Topic Post deleted)
- "Typical (insert political party) rhetoric!"
- "Is too!"
- "Does NOT!"
- "Complete BS"
- "(reply to post on pg. 6) "I absolutely did NOT eat brussel sprouts for lunch that day!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "(reply to pg. 8) How DARE you accuse my cat of doing such a thing???
- "Cats are awesome!"
- "And this is why Americans should not be allowed to own guns!"
- "Did not!"
- "(Mod admonition) STOP!!..or else I'm gonna' spank some of you! (T&C reference)"
- "Obama bites!"
- "Bush did it!"
- "(insert Cuisine) researchers uncover massive conspiracy to (insert bad ju-ju) millions of people!"
- "No way...give it up, you've lost!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Is too!"
- "Very funny, Einstein!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Your mother wears purple and lavender Army boots to bed!"
- "Post deleted for major T&C violation"
- "Thread closed for further review"
(All in fun, Mods!)
edit on 2/23/2016 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)