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The Pages In Between

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posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:09 AM
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So just for fun I thought I'd try to create a recipe for a typical ATS thread...

Cuisine (Forum) - Pick one...it's a conspiracy site!
Examples - Anti-vax, Politics, Chem-trails, 9/11, ect., ect.

Serving Size - 15 pages

Reviews - 52 flags, 18 stars +30 more

Recipe (Subject) - "Breaking: (insert Cuisine) researchers uncover massive conspiracy to (insert bad ju-ju) millions of people!"

Summary (OP) - (restate Subject, insert lots of superlatives, eye-popping factoids, wild allegations and garnish with civilization-ending conclusion)

Ingredients (Pages) - ...

Page 1 -
- "Complete BS"
- "Is not!"
- "Is too!"
- "Prove it!"
- "Cool! S&F for you!"
- "Is NOT!"
- "IS TOO!!"
- "Link?"
- (OP) "Blub, blub, blub"
- "I'll ask again...Proof or Link?"
- "Does too!"
- "I agree"

Pages 2-14 (the "Pages In Between")
(variations / permutations / word-smithing of Page 1)

Page 15
- "Is NOT!
- "Is Too!"
- "Last time I'm going to ask...Link?"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Your mother wears Army boots to bed!"
- "Post deleted for major T&C violation"
- "(insert deity) is GREAT! None of this would have happened if people would have just read and believed in (insert chapter & verse)"
- "Off Topic Post deleted)
- "Typical (insert political party) rhetoric!"
- "Is too!"
- "Does NOT!"
- "Complete BS"
- "(reply to post on pg. 6) "I absolutely did NOT eat brussel sprouts for lunch that day!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "(reply to pg. 8) How DARE you accuse my cat of doing such a thing???
- "Cats are awesome!"
- "And this is why Americans should not be allowed to own guns!"
- "Did not!"
- "(Mod admonition) STOP!!..or else I'm gonna' spank some of you! (T&C reference)"
- "Obama bites!"
- "Bush did it!"
- "(insert Cuisine) researchers uncover massive conspiracy to (insert bad ju-ju) millions of people!"
- "No way...give it up, you've lost!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Is too!"
- "Very funny, Einstein!"
- "Off Topic Post deleted"
- "Your mother wears purple and lavender Army boots to bed!"
- "Post deleted for major T&C violation"
- "Thread closed for further review"


(All in fun, Mods!)


edit on 2/23/2016 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:21 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Nailed it. But additionally…

Nothing to see here

already posted

and Jesus saves

(insert pic of cat talking)



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Nailed it. But additionally…

...

and Jesus saves




You may have missed this one on page 15...




- "(insert deity) is GREAT! None of this would have happened if people would have just read and believed in (insert chapter & verse)"





posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
That looks like a few I've seen in the past few days.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:32 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Somewhere in there .... probably near the middle of 2-14... a bit of levity should be injected with a Monty Python quote!



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:32 AM
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Double post


edit on 23-2-2016 by Enderdog because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Oh, sorry. I didn't read all '15 pages'.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:59 AM
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a reply to: Enderdog

Something about a "shrubbery" perhaps?

...or perhaps something about running away before being taunted again?






posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Well you cannot use a shrubbery unless it receives approval from the FDA as far as I understand the American system, but if the federales are not a problem where you are, you can get away with it.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 10:04 AM
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I shall repeat the question again since you seem to be avoiding answering it in every post you make...

Why should I care what Bigfoot does on his time off and please link your data that shows that people that love fishing do not really believing that Bigfoot cares??

Page 20, still waiting on a reply from the OP...


You know what your problem is?
Cognatave Disownnanny man, another LIV



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 10:29 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Big fail! Every recipe has a method component...how did you miss that? hehe



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 10:38 AM
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I don't have to worry about that 'cause I live on 15 acres on top of a mountain with a solar wind powered generator. I eat stewed dandelion leaves and weave my own clothing from mouse hair.

Anyone that tries to mess with me will have to deal with my (insert make/model of a firearm that will impress everyone].



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 09:01 PM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

HA!!!

What a HOOt!!!




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