Happy thanksgiving? Really?

Happy Thanksgiving? Tell that to the millions of magnificent birds killed for your pleasure.

It sounds like the NFL love in for our military. They are there to protect us, right? Nothing to do with a corporate empire focused on oil.

a reply to: droid56

Have you ever raised those "magnificent birds"? Not too bright, those turkeys. Would literally die by drowning if they lift up their beaks in a rainstorm. But the males are interesting to watch.

a reply to: droid56

They are Tasty though



No worries... We had our thanks giving a while back

Ye know... to conserve the flock

Meat is meat. A man's got to eat.

a reply to: droid56

Why would you try to bring people down on a holiday of gratitude and thanks?

Get over yourself.

hehehe
baaaaad hotlink hehe

I guess it'd really piss you off to find out that my turkey was completely wasted?

Cooked it, it tasted spoiled, looked spoiled, I had to chuck it. Good thing they had a pig.

I am thankful for both even though one crapped out on me.

Whatever happened to you in life...

I'm sorry.

a reply to: droid56

It must be nice up there on your high horse to be somehow able to link the military industrial complex pursuit of oil interests and people having a turkey.

What, no shout out to the prime rib and ham eaters? Maybe you could link them to institutional racism or Wall Street greed from way up there on your high horse?

I heard that if your horse is high enough you can sustain yourself entirely on unicorn farts so that you don't have to eat anything that damages the planet. Of course since you ride your high horse you have no need for oil or any products made from it. Off now, having saved the day, into the sunset on your mighty steed!

originally posted by: NewzNose
a reply to: droid56

Have you ever raised those "magnificent birds"? Not too bright, those turkeys. Would literally die by drowning if they lift up their beaks in a rainstorm. But the males are interesting to watch.

Not to mention the domestically bred ones can't breed without artificial help because their breasts are too big.

That was a funny Dirty Jobs segment ... basically jerking off a turkey.

originally posted by: droid56
Happy Thanksgiving? Tell that to the millions of magnificent birds killed for your pleasure.

It sounds like the NFL love in for our military. They are there to protect us, right? Nothing to do with a corporate empire focused on oil.

I hope your family had a safe space ready for you, so you could go decompress and heal and they could enjoy their meal in peace.

a reply to: droid56

Was this thread supposed to upset everyone? I found it funny since I am a supporter of the Turkey Industrial Complex and Big Turkey.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Really? Wow, would have never guessed that. And here I thought you were a habidasher in support of HAHA, Hatmakers Association for Heads About.

originally posted by: NewzNose
Really? Wow, would have never guessed that.

And here I thought you were a habidasher in support of HAHA, Hatmakers Association for Heads About.

That too, men should wear more hats and I make a point of doing so.

#TurkeyLivesMatter

Here ... let me help with that cranberry sauce too ...

a reply to: droid56

Just think, it only gets worse.

Next comes the horror of the Christmas tree slaughter.

a reply to: stosh64

#DouglasFirTreesLivesMatter

originally posted by: ketsuko
Here ... let me help with that cranberry sauce too ...

I'm glad I was able to turn this thread in the direction it needed to go. The responses have been giving me a laugh.

No black friday matters rant?