Scientist reveals best way to cut a bagel

originally posted by: intrptr
Are they selling a toaster to fit the whole bagel?

Never cut anything with the blades edge facing towards you.

Fail…

The experts apparently disagree.

"Dr Hart, who holds a PhD from MIT"

a reply to: boymonkey74

Were they fresh or stale?
I hope you tore them up before feeding them to the ducks. You could knock one out that way.

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
a reply to: Choice777

They should focus on on far more important matters than this!

Well yeah, true but! This is info we need, and will make toasted breakfast breads more enjoyable!

a reply to: ketsuko

It's obviously a bit of fun. No one is seriously funding bagel cutting research. You would have to be clinically insane if you seriously believe someone put through a funding bid for this (and even more insane to think it would be accepted).

originally posted by: ken10
Wouldn't it be easier to just make a bagel without the hole in the middle.....Sorry I just don't see the point of bagels.

You're right.
This is the best way to cut a bagel. After joining the pieces, you slide through all 4 horizontally, then lift the 4 upper halves, fill, then replace top 4 halves.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: introvert

Yep. If it's actually a scientific study, it needs to be funded. The money comes from somewhere.

It's a private video, vlog, whatever. No scientific study here.

I had to share this on some of my friends' pages who work at bagel shops / coffee shops

a reply to: charolais

What did they say ? Do they approve ?