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posted on May, 8 2015 @ 11:13 AM
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Thought this was worth sharing. I just got back from the local restaurant. There's this funny, smart-ass college kid who frequents the place.
When the waitress brought his coffee, he said "I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong, bitter, and hand-picked by a guy in Columbia."




posted on May, 8 2015 @ 11:45 AM
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Eddie Izzard's is better..

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, and strong.. with a spoon sticking out of them."



posted on May, 8 2015 @ 11:49 AM
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a reply to: TinkerHaus

I love Eddie. Ever see Phil Jupitus do his Eddie impression?



posted on May, 8 2015 @ 11:50 AM
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I like my coffee like I like my women. All over my crotch why driving!



posted on May, 8 2015 @ 01:18 PM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674)




posted on May, 8 2015 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: greencmp
a reply to: ColeYounger

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674)


I didn't know Starbucks was around back in those days!



posted on May, 8 2015 @ 07:00 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women......who cares as long as I'm getting some.



posted on May, 9 2015 @ 02:39 AM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

coffee is god's gift for woman
is the only way her man can pay attention
edit on 9-5-2015 by Layaly because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 10 2015 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64

Haha! This one is the winner!



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