Ask the Pisk

Originally posted by Pisky
I don't think so. After all, I'm such a cheery little chappie who is only here to bring happiness and pixyness to all.

that or they've disappeared....

if you had a magic lamp what would be your three wishes
- you can't wish for more wishes

Originally posted by UK Wizard
if you had a magic lamp what would be your three wishes
- you can't wish for more wishes

A nice little cottage in pixyland.
One of those replicators they use in Star Trek would be useful too.
And immortality looks good from here.

Is Pixy magic more lik Moonshine or Crunk Juice???

Also ... Is it contagious?

If you definition of Good and Evil is wrong how will you fix it ?

Originally posted by BaastetNoir
Is Pixy magic more lik Moonshine or Crunk Juice???

Cornish cider actually. 100% pure pixyness

Also ... Is it contagious?

Yes. Pixies spread it every day (a bit like a 'pixyish' version of Typhiod Mary )

If you definition of Good and Evil is wrong how will you fix it ?

By their very natures, good and evil are subjective. What I consider 'evil' (The war on Iraq for example) can be considered 'good' by others (in this instance those who agree with Bush's stance). What I consider good (Peace, happiness) can be considered the opposite by weapons dealers and mercenaries (not to forget warmongers).
If your definition is wrong, you just have to change your perception and act accordingly.

MOONPIE: A round Marshmallow/Ghram Cracker-like (more crumbly) sweet made much like an ice cream sandwitch, then coated with a hardened flavoring shell, like is found on ice cream bars.....in chocolate, bananna, or vanilla, most often.....

What is your opinion of the Dixie Chicks often being called Pixie Sticks?

Originally posted by jlc163
What is your opinion of the Dixie Chicks often being called Pixie Sticks?

You can't get Dixie Chicks in packs of 50

Still, they pissed off Bush so they can't be all that bad.

Pisky--Where exactly is Pixyland situated?

Originally posted by Amethyst
Pisky--Where exactly is Pixyland situated?

Legends say that during the Roman conquest of Britain, the Fatae, Italian faeries, accompanied the Romans and at first lived in relative peace with the pixies. However as the Romans expanded their control of the country, the pixies became concerned and war broke out. Eventually the pixies drove the Fatae out of the West Country (Cornwall, Devon and Somerset) and everything west of the river Parret became Pixyland.
Pixy Folk


Approximate position of Pixyland.

What is the one thing Pisky hates?
Why do pigeons bob their heads?
Is there a Pixy-anthem?

Originally posted by I_s_i_s
What is the one thing Pisky hates?

Hypocrisy. That's also why I have no time for Politicians.

Why do pigeons bob their heads?

Because they hear music that no one else can

Is there a Pixy-anthem?

There is the 'Little Pixy' tune which I have only only heard on the 'Little Pixy' game. That's about as close to a Pixyland anthem
Actually, the game is avaliable on the Assorted Pixyness / Downloads section of Pixy Folk. The tune is the one played on the first level

Hey Pisky,

How are the pixy women?

What is pixy television like?

What is better Coke or Pepsi?

Originally posted by Umbrax
Hey Pisky,

How are the pixy women?

Read Pisky's ATS Story - One of the female characters is a pixy

What is pixy television like?

What is better Coke or Pepsi?

Definitely pepsi - preferably including single malt scotch

Two queations,

Would you ever let Tony Blair come round for tea...

and how much do you hate him on a scale of 1 - 10?

Originally posted by infinite
Would you ever let Tony Blair come round for tea...

Not tea because I rarely drink it. I would however get him ratarsed on Cornish scrumpy cider and trick him into resigning.

and how much do you hate him on a scale of 1 - 10?

I would give him an 8, with George Bush getting 9 and the Beatles 11

You hate The Beatles *faints*


Hmmm Will Pisky's ATS story ever end? (please say no )
Do you like me?
Hmmmm..... What would you do if Blair and you were in a fight to the death and you had a peice of paper and he had a hat?

Originally posted by cpr12r
You hate The Beatles *faints*

Yes, because they're a pile of

Hmmm Will Pisky's ATS story ever end? (please say no

)

There is an 'ending' planned eventually, but the story has a long way to go until then

Do you like me?

Only if you're not one of the surviving Beatles (or Tony Blair)

Hmmmm..... What would you do if Blair and you were in a fight to the death and you had a peice of paper and he had a hat?

It would never happen. If I ever planned to meet Mr Blair, I would make sure that I was armed with a red hot poker and a packet of pixy stix

Well say you weren't or you ate your pixy sticks and customs confiscated your red hot poker?

Then I would draw the Pixy Baby on the piece of paper and while Blair was looking at and wondering what it was, I would pull the hat over his eyes and push him towards a handy cliff (There are quite a few on the Pixyland coast)

Hmmm... I like your style....

LOL PISKY!
Yea blair will love the cliffs. Make sure you throw one of those acme weights on him. He's gotta take something in his afterlife poor bugger....:bash: