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Let's hear your jokes about Cheese... I have two...

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posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 04:54 PM
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First Joke...

What do you call a disguised horse?...

Mascapone

Second Joke...

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?...

Nacho Cheese!

Anyone got any cheesier ones?





posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 04:57 PM
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originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
First Joke...

What do you call a disguised horse?...

Mascapone

Second Joke...

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?...

Nacho Cheese!

Anyone got any cheesier ones?





God damn it it's you!

I thought "Oh I have 2 the missus told me them the other day"

Not a joke but as you know my culinary knolege is epic, did you know that the Dutch cheese edam is actually made backwards?



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 04:58 PM
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-- A slice of cheese walks into a bar the bar tender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here".

-- Someone threw a slice of cheese at me, I thought, "That's not very mature."

Last one:

-- Why did the slice of cheese look sane? Because the rest of the plate was crackers.

OK I'll get me coat.
edit on 4-4-2015 by JustTheMan because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:09 PM
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a reply to: JustTheMan

Love them all!!

My fave was the last one.




posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: JustTheMan
-- A slice of cheese walks into a bar the bar tender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here".

-- Someone threw a slice of cheese at me, I thought, "That's not very mature."

Last one:

-- Why did the slice of cheese look sane? Because the rest of the plate was crackers.

OK I'll get me coat.


I am stealing the second one, sounds like a Tim Vine one liner to me?



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:13 PM
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a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

My wife thinks she's the funny one too.

(puts tin hat on and runs for cover)



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:20 PM
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Did you hear about the explosion over at the cheese factory?

Apparently there was de brie everywhere.


I know, I know.... sigh.



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:27 PM
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a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:32 PM
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a reply to: skalla

NonSpecific is usually the one with the awful jokes,

I just groan and shake my head...

He kept that habit quiet until the i was hook lined and suckered I tell thee that now!



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:34 PM
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I love cheeses so much. I don't know where I'd be without cheeses. In cheeses name, I pray I will always have cheeses (sliced). Forever and ever, Amen.



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:34 PM
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a reply to: SpongeBeard

I wonder what the psycholgical term for that is

Googling...

"In a dream, cheese represents a marriage contract if one is unmarried, a child to a pregnant woman or prosperity and longevity. If an opponent sees cheese in his dream, it means cowardice and disdain to face his adversary. It is also said that cheese suggests a period of humiliation or misery."

Kind of puts you off your wenlesydale and cream crackers



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 05:37 PM
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Another cheese joke...

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 06:00 PM
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a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

Those jokes are supposed to be funny? You Gouda be kidding me.



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 06:04 PM
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Who cut the cheese, homie?



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posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: seasoul

I don't know. Who did cut the cheese?



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

I stilton know...



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 07:01 PM
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Cheese!

It's a good thing!

Martha Stewart



JUDE!!



posted on Apr, 4 2015 @ 09:15 PM
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"That has too much cheese on it."

Said no one.

Ever.




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