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Clan of the White Monkey (or How I learned to love Boymonkey)

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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:13 AM
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So I jokingly mentioned to Boymonkey that he should start the Church of the White Monkey after hi mentioning vaguely that he tried to start one a while back but it got canned. As I'm feeling somewhat spiritually unfulfilled at the moment I thought I'd ask anyone if they would like to revive Boymonkeys church and see if we can get the ball rolling again.

I searched ten pages of references to monkeys and I couldn't find the thread he referred to so maybe someone else could find it (Boymonkey) and if it's still in existence go over it and see about getting this new Paganistic/Hedonistic/humourous church started up and have some fun with it. I know a there's more than a few members who would love to see Boymonkey as the Papal equivalent of this religion so I hope it turns into something and earns it's rightful place in the Religion forum.

I think out figurehead could look something like this>>
Our holy chalice like this>> And I'm sure the creative members of the congregation can expand on these.

Have fun be silly and hound BM until he agrees.




posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:29 AM
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I'm in simply because the earlier you get in the higher you rise and more power you have.

I love a good cult.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: Kukri

So the 'Church Bulding' for this would be a huge Cage? Bananas given for alms? The 'Bible' would be, what? Heavy Metal Fantasy Magazine perhaps? I think this idea is Silly. But Awesome!! LMFAO!!! I think it would be truly fitting for Him!!! Good idea!! I am behind You here!!!

Later, Syx.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:33 AM
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But I don't like monkeys. Sigh. Is there a option into being brainwashed into liking them?



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:35 AM
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a reply to: SyxPak

The written word carries very little weight in the WMC (white monkey church)

In fact, all that matters is weights. Lots of them. & very heavy ones.

Do you even lift, bro?

Don't get funky with the monkey.
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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:45 AM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

No weight lifting for Me. At almost 53 yrs old and having a Very Bad Back, I cannot. I still have a decent enough build. I gained permanent mass doing hard labor growing up. Digging holes for fence posts, lived on a Farm, lifting heavy as logs etc for years. Those Muscles have stayed with Me My whole life. You know the ones from Real WorkOuts! Nothing against those who do the weights, but I cannot so don't even try. 12 ounce curls and other activities is good enough for Me!! LMAO!!!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: SyxPak

How about having Curious George books as your bible.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:48 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

That's a Curious suggestion!! lMFAO!!! Whewww! Man I have way too much Coffee this morning! If that's even possible?!! LOL!!!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:50 AM
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originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: SyxPak

The written word carries very little weight in the WMC (white monkey church)

In fact, all that matters is weights. Lots of them. & very heavy ones.

Do you even lift, bro?

Don't get funky with the monkey.


well, boymonkeys arms are smaller than Hulk Hogan AND Jesse Ventura....



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:52 AM
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Hold on just a second.

Monkey church?

Are they going to perform weddings there?

LOL


(luv ya boymonkey!)


Oh, and obviously dressing in your "sunday best", means favorite superhero costume, correct?
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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:55 AM
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originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: SyxPak

The written word carries very little weight in the WMC (white monkey church)

In fact, all that matters is weights. Lots of them. & very heavy ones.

Do you even lift, bro?

Don't get funky with the monkey.


well, boymonkeys arms are smaller than Hulk Hogan AND Jesse Ventura....



Talk like that BFFT wil get you labeled as a HERETIC.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

since i don't have a costume, ill just wear some underroos and tie a towel around my neck for the cape.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:01 PM
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originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: SyxPak

The written word carries very little weight in the WMC (white monkey church)

In fact, all that matters is weights. Lots of them. & very heavy ones.

Do you even lift, bro?

Don't get funky with the monkey.


well, boymonkeys arms are smaller than Hulk Hogan AND Jesse Ventura....


Um, get out of here & take your monkeydamned blasphemy with you.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:03 PM
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a reply to: SyxPak

I suppose that's a fair enough excuse. You can be our lead MiniMonk & make sure none of the kiddies hurt themselves on the smaller barbells.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:10 PM
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a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

Here Ya go Bud!




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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Well if you are a lifter, You should be in charge of that! I could at least help roll in the barrels of Ale! LMAO!!!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:24 PM
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For those of you interested in assimilation, here is some background info on our Patron:

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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: Kukri

I get to be a female Bishop.

Second line



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:30 PM
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a reply to: SyxPak

Too much coffee? Impossible!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 12:30 PM
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haha I got my request into the scribes of CWM for my avatar. www.abovetopsecret.com...

I trust they will do me justice and create such a spectacular representation of my self appointed position in this Church.

May your cats be cleansed and your webs be strong!

All praise the Boymonkey



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