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Man Busted Selling “Energy Drinks” Containing Meth

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posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 05:13 AM
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takes all kinds now-a-days... STUPPID.com


MADISON, West Virginia -

Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested today on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine


Police seized approximately 25 2 liter bottles of June’s “energy drink” found in a cinder block pump house on the property. The bottles tested positive for methamphetamine.

June came under suspicion when he sold four bottles to several high school girls who hours later were checked into a hospital with internal bleeding. The children’s parents phoned authorities.

A police report contained several statements from June:

“They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”

Customers would come to June’s home to buy the energy drinks for $20 per bottle. One customer spoke on the condition of anonymity:

“I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his energy drinks. I didn’t know nothing about that. I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].”

Hours after June’s first statement, he confessed:

“Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”

June also faces child endangerment charges for ‘poisoning’ the girls who drank his homemade concoction.


Well it was kind of him to add the "extra" flavoring...
Here ya go..Urine for a treat!

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posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 05:28 AM
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Wow.... just when you think you have read/seen it all.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 05:28 AM
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I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at that picture. How fitting.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 05:40 AM
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Wow...just wow.

I sit down, open ATS, click new, and I'm graced with this beauty for my first thread of the day.

It's going to be a good day.

Who in their right mind would buy some sketchy crap like this...smh lol
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posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 05:45 AM
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For some reason I want to see his tree fort and the Arabic porn.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 06:01 AM
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It's like the damn squid billies does early have a brother in WV?



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 06:11 AM
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Freaky, hilarious, astounding, disgusting, repulsive... the superlatives just won't stop!

I'll be sharing this one with one and all!




posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 06:37 AM
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originally posted by: weirdguy
For some reason I want to see his tree fort and the Arabic porn.


The curiosity of us humans as a species knows no bounds.
lol



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 07:11 AM
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a reply to: DjembeJedi

Man, I hope I'm not the only one laughing at this:


(June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine



I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”


An his customers are a giggle as well:


“I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his energy drinks. I didn’t know nothing about that. I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].”


I know, warped sense of humor. But I can live with it.


Peace



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 07:21 AM
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Seems concocted.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 07:26 AM
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Doesn't sound like a Hoax at all...

I gotta admit the Arabic Porn was a nice touch LMAO.


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posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 07:58 AM
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lol wat a laugh
cant believe its real lol



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 09:50 AM
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This is by far the craziest thing I've heard of in at least 24 hrs. Nothing shady about a weird old guy, living in a tree fort, selling $20 energy drinks out of 2 liter bottles. Sign me up! Red Bull gives you wings but this stuff gives you internal bleeding and methamphetamine addiction.




posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: negedef




cant believe its real


Good. Seems so are all too willing to believe this.
I really question the discernment of those who read this tripe and believe it.

Anyone notice the lack of sources sited in this claim?

................
I'll take it all back when someone shows me proof.

There is no way in hell that some old guy is going to go through the trouble of cooking up some ice, only to sell it in "energy drinks" for $20 bucks a pop.

Some of you naive types do realize that in that part of the world he could sell that ice for around $100 to $150 a gram, don't you?
(I live right on the VA/WVA border in SW VA...so I know a little somethin' about the current meth problems there and what the going rate for the stuff is)

...but ya'll carry on.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: DjembeJedi

The only site telling this story is stuppid.com, I searched through WV news sites and recent police records for Boone County and found nothing.

This story is dumb for a number of reasons.

1. Buying, selling, and taking drugs are not crimes.

Before you begin shouting about "muh laws and breaking muh laws is a crime"--allow me to just state that: No. Breaking the law is not evidence that a crime has taken place. Many non-criminal behaviors are made illegal, but the existence of a law prohibiting a non-criminal behavior does not turn the non-criminal behavior into a crime.

Example: Rosa Parks was not a criminal for not sitting in the back of the bus. Even though she was breaking the law, her behavior did not create a victim, so no crime was committed by her.

Immoral laws that prohibit behaviors that are not criminal by the classical definition (a victim is present), are laws which we have a moral duty to break and rebel against. Anyone who blindly supports "the law" and always obeying the law, should realize that lynching black people and killing Jews were completely legal activities in two separate countries that used the law to commit atrocities.

Being Jewish or black is not a crime, and the creation of a law that prohibits being Jewish or black does not make being Jewish or black a crime.

It is criminal to write laws that rob people of their natural rights (this logic is sound because it follows the classical definiton of crime--a victim is present). Drug laws are a crime, and the people who support them need to go to prison.

2. Humans have the right to engage in private business transactions without government permission.

Caveat emptor

This whole article is an excellent attempt at poisoning the well. Anyone who sells drugs is obviously crazy, and no reasonable person would buy goods that haven't been approved by the FDA. We'd all get piss in our food without the FDA to protect us.

Yeah, this article is statist/authoritarian propaganda.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 12:08 PM
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Hahaha.

I thought for sure this was going to end up being from a satire site! Even if it's not legit, it's still hilarious.

West Virginia, man. Tree forts and liquid meth are just ways of life there. It's a cultural thing...

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posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 12:11 PM
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a reply to: LewsTherinThelamon




Immoral laws that prohibit behaviors that are not criminal by the classical definition (a victim is present)


Spewing all that anti drug war rhetoric is all fine and dandy...and in many ways, I agree.
But if you think there is no "victim" in regards to the production of meth, you are sadly mistaken or naive about the process.
Research [on your part] is in order in regards to the victims of meth production if you continue to believe that.

One evil does not render another evil not evil. The two [or the many] can (and do) exist simultaneously.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 02:03 PM
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a reply to: Jakal26


...if you think there is no "victim" in regards to the production of meth, you are sadly mistaken or naive about the process.
Research [on your part] is in order in regards to the victims of meth production...


By producing do you mean the manufacturing of meth? Because, if that's what you mean, it can easily be deduced that the manufacturing process of meth produces victims because it's illegal.

If meth were legal it would be easy to safely produce it in a lab by trained professionals who have a background in chemistry.

If by production of meth you mean the resulting use of meth--then your position is invalid. If an individual makes the choice to use meth and becomes addicted, they are not victims, a person has the right to choose to be an addict. It is only when our actions impede the rights of others when a crime has taken place.

Making the personal choice to become an addict is not a crime, there is no victim. Making the choice to rob someone for money to buy meth is a crime because your actions are impeding the rights of someone else.

And, yes, I will continue "spewing" anti-prohibition rhetoric. The laws do more harm than good.



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 03:15 PM
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to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine

Let me guess which magazine it was.... Bare Ankles and Wrists or Muslim Mommies..



posted on Feb, 22 2015 @ 06:07 PM
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originally posted by: Brotherman
It's like the damn squid billies does early have a brother in WV?

I LOVE that show, lol. This truly could be a plot taken straight from that show. I like how he denies putting any drugs in the drinks, then admits "maybe I put a little." This guy sounds absolutely crazy, and if it were not for the fact that people got hurt, this would be extremely funny. It is still pretty funny though. Let me clarify for "those" people who would gasp in horror at finding such a thing humorous. (Although if humor has to be explained to someone then that person is not someone I would want to associate with.) What the guy did is not really funny, especially considering that people were injured. What is funny is what the guy said after he was caught. Another thing I found hilarious is the "customer" they interviewed.

And I quote, " I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].” Well I would say so. If an energy drink keeps you awake for DAYS you should immediately realize something is not right. And this person was "surprised" to make this discovery. THAT is funny.




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