posted on Feb, 5 2015 @ 06:05 PM
Try to follow with me!
So tonight. I was mixed in football, and my sister Desiree.
What ensued was a tired mix of Susan Sarandon and Vince Vaughn.( lots of bags under my eyes )
I was talking to my good friend about the new pet forum...
NOT WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH... TO THE THE DOG POUND FOR ME!.
So I was trying to explain the new forum while trying to talk about Dez Bryant( a noted football player )
She kept insisting on my error...
I got a little snippy. So I told her she was confusing her clothes for football. I insisted she meant LANE BRYANT!
Insert foot! Light the cannon!
I KNOW, I KNOW! I associated her with Lane Bryant...( and she's 120+ lbs ) I also like my ladies on the plus size.
I wish to publicly apologise to her!
My name s Tim. And I'm a major Dumb @ss! MAJOR!
Need I say more.!
I'm going to end it here. Feel free to minus stars.
edit on 5-2-2015 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)