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Divorce... how to score a rare hat-trick... and beyond...

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posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:02 PM
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So, I have been in a weird mood lately. Family, money, etc. etc. etc. The normal crap that many of us face. I got to thinking... (which, in itself, is dangerous)...

I have scored, what I have labeled, the "natural" hat-trick of divorces. (for those unschooled, a "hat-trick" is when one hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. I think they use the term in soccer as well... don't watch it, so don't know... besides, I live very close to Canada. We all know that soccer is for wimps that can't skate. I digress)

First ex? Blonde. Second? Brunette. Third? Redhead. HAT TRICK! And, one of each!

Now, to continue with the hockey analogy... (this is where I get REALLY brilliant!)

December 31, 1988: Mario Lemieux became the first, and only, player in NHL history to score a goal in all 5 possible game situations; in a single game: (VS New Jersey Devils) 1. Even strength 2. Power play 3. Shorthanded 4. Empty Net 5. Penalty shot

This indicates that I have two possibilities left to pull a "Divorce Lemieux" (A phrase I am now "coining"... I'm claiming this one as my creation, now, and for the record...)

4. Grey hair

5. Blue hair





posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:04 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

What about NO HAIR?

You could do a Lemieux + 1.



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:06 PM
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originally posted by: feldercarb
a reply to: madmac5150

What about NO HAIR?

You could do a Lemieux + 1.


Even a bald person has a hair color... ask my sister!



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:07 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

How would anyone know if they were all Fuzzy Wuzzy?



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:14 PM
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originally posted by: feldercarb
a reply to: madmac5150

How would anyone know if they were all Fuzzy Wuzzy?


She dyes her scalp... but, her natural color.

Anything else would just be weird...



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

You had a red head and let her go?



In jest of course.......



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: madmac5150

You had a red head and let her go?



In jest of course.......



Oh no...

She harvested my soul first.

One more freckle...




posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:24 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

lmao!

I can always count on you Mac!



posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:30 PM
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a reply to: seeker1963

I see a motivational poster idea here as well... captions are welcomed






"He scored 5 ways in a game... "

(The rest of that thought may cost me ATS points, and I am saving those for something special)




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