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posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:47 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL


Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.


Kang, your kangaroo looks like it loves it soco.




posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:49 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
Kang..

Is falling for the Judge balls...

Not to be confused with the music or dream makers!


It happens.
Thanks for pointing it too....

Now I must cover myself in a cloak of shame for the outward show of disobedience against the music and dream makers.

It's a heavy cloak and it smells of elderberries and hamster?!?



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:50 AM
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Flight leaves in 6 hours..



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:50 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You're all drunk!!


I got all morning!


It's late here but my add doesn't let me sleep until it's ready. For real though, I had you guys picked to win against the ravens.



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:50 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL


Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.



What eyeballs would that be?



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:51 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.

edit on 9/13/2014 by OptimusCrime because: (no reason given)

edit on 9/13/2014 by OptimusCrime because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:52 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL


Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.


Kang, your kangaroo looks like it loves it soco.


You speak nonsense... It loves the pills. We have to keep ours in the toilet tank in a ziplock Baggie to prevent him from frequently Od'ing. It's really a terrible situation.



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:53 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Kang..

Is falling for the Judge balls...

Not to be confused with the music or dream makers!


It happens.
Thanks for pointing it too....

Now I must cover myself in a cloak of shame for the outward show of disobedience against the music and dream makers.

It's a heavy cloak and it smells of elderberries and hamster?!?


Nooooo!
Remember Kermit!
The lovers, the dreamers!
And...
Eldeberries and saw dust hamsters rock!

We mustard make funnies here



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:55 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You're all drunk!!


I got all morning!


It's late here but my add doesn't let me sleep until it's ready. For real though, I had you guys picked to win against the ravens.


No way.. Steelers won't make play off's
Going to Oshkosh Michigan...



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:55 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412




That seriously made me lol. I wasn't expecting his eyes to do that!

edit on 9/13/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:56 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!

It's OK
I get that a lot.

edit on 13-9-2014 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:58 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL


Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.



What eyeballs would that be?




Meow!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:59 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!


Sorry, I come in peace




posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:00 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!



Can't you tell by his beak he's a DUDE?!
Oh hell, give me another....or 2


Best rant EVER!!!!!!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:01 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!


Sorry, I come in peace



OK
Now I gotta pee!
Lol..
Oh my gut...

Omg it's 5



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:02 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!


Sorry, I come in peace



Am I the only one that ever thinks about the possibility of dying in such a way that your computer needs to be searched and the courts will spend days in the courtroom listing all the stupid pictures you did a search for just out of the blue??

Why the hell is a grown man searching for big bird pictures at 5 am! If the search doesn't fit... You must aquit!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:02 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!



Can't you tell by his beak he's a DUDE?!
Oh hell, give me another....or 2


Best rant EVER!!!!!!!


I failed! Terrible rant, i feel like this guy




posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:03 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!



Can't you tell by his beak he's a DUDE?!
Oh hell, give me another....or 2


Best rant EVER!!!!!!!


Yes.. hold on..
Let's keep ranting...

Shot 2 of Canadian gold...
Er hemm.. I mean breakfast!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:04 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!



Can't you tell by his beak he's a DUDE?!
Oh hell, give me another....or 2


Best rant EVER!!!!!!!


I failed! Terrible rant, i feel like this guy




Yeah, damn that Miller Lite!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 04:05 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Bigburgh
Flight leaves in 6 hours..



I hope you're going to somewhere that has a beach with naked ladies riding naked ladies on unicorns.

eta: unless you're a female.


DUDE!!!!!
Ima dude...
You got miller lite beer goggles!


Sorry, I come in peace



Am I the only one that ever thinks about the possibility of dying in such a way that your computer needs to be searched and the courts will spend days in the courtroom listing all the stupid pictures you did a search for just out of the blue??

Why the hell is a grown man searching for big bird pictures at 5 am! If the search doesn't fit... You must aquit!!


,hghfchf hfd...
L
O
L

High pitch here....

Crying in laughter...

Sorry I can't hold it..

BRB!!!!!!!



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