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God Damn Miller Lite

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posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:18 AM
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You know what, I'm tired of Miller Lite! I drink these bastards all night and still find myself on ATS at 4am! Don't get me wrong, ATS is the #, but why does Miller Lite never work? Miller lite never helps me sleep, it never gets me laid, it never pays my bills and I continue to drink this stuff. I even heard that Miller Lite killed a unicorn once. Christ, give me a break. I need another Miller Lite!




posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:19 AM
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Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.




posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:20 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I'd be banned from ATS if I drank SOCO. lol



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:21 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I'd be banned from ATS if I drank SOCO. lol


Life is indeed full of tough decisions.



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:23 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:26 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


Yep, that might do it!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:27 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You know what, I'm tired of Miller Lite! I drink these bastards all night and still find myself on ATS at 4am! Don't get me wrong, ATS is the #, but why does Miller Lite never work? Miller lite never helps me sleep, it never gets me laid, it never pays my bills and I continue to drink this stuff. I even heard that Miller Lite killed a unicorn once. Christ, give me a break. I need another Miller Lite!


You can't sleep because you left the LITE on..
Try a swift kick of turn off the lights/computer/wifi to disable computer/Ambien ....
Strait whisky....

Or ....
Get outside.... its awesome...
I do it....
Yes I stay logged on... but by..

Holy crap it 4:30 am!

OK see your point.,, good night!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:28 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.


edit on 9/13/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:28 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


Yep, that might do it!!


Was that you!?



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:32 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.



Praying mantis look like a people version of animals. Maybe they're reptilians?



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:35 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.



Praying mantis look like a people version of animals. Maybe they're reptilians?


It's a distinct possibility. I could swear that I've seen one with a spider silk woven robe on with the queen's insignia emblazoned on it with the blood of termites.

Speculation of course... But what can you do??



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:36 AM
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( shhhh )
We at Folgers have secretly switched optimuscrime's beer flavored water with crack!
Watch now as the OP rants!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:37 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


Yep, that might do it!!


Was that you!?



I don't know, wuz it???



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:39 AM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:39 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


Yep, that might do it!!


Was that you!?


Nope..

But let's watch a rant go to laughter!

I don't know, wuz it???


See the effects are showing!
edit on 13-9-2014 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:41 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


Yep, that might do it!!


Was that you!?


Nope..

But let's watch a rant go to laughter!

I don't know, wuz it???


See the effects are showing!



A laughing rant, the best kind!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:42 AM
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originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.



I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.


It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.




Is that before or after the drinks? LOL


Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:45 AM
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You're all drunk!!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:45 AM
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Kang..

Is falling for the Judge balls...

Not to be confused with the music or dream makers!



posted on Sep, 13 2014 @ 03:46 AM
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originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You're all drunk!!


I got all morning!




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