posted on Dec, 4 2004 @ 07:10 PM
Supposedly, the Men in Black are galactic enforcers that prevent people, most of the time verbally, but forcefully if necessary, from speaking out,
posting, investigating or publishing anything about UFO sightings or information pertaining to UFOs, extraterrestrials or abductions. They are said to
appear right after a sighting, usually nonthreatening, as salesmen or the like.
They sometimes threaten from afar calling people, speaking in metallic, unhuman voices. Some who have witnessed this claim that their phones have been
tapped because of strange backround noise that seem to intensify at the sound of "UFOs" with voices breaking in the conversation.
They usually arrive at the home of a witness when he or she is alone, driving a car that looks brand new with a license plate number that is
nonexistant. The MiB may even arrive at the home of a family member and threaten his or her life.
They appear pale-faced and have oval shaped heads (somewhat reminiscent of the Greys). They have small noses, may or may not have eyes with no pupils
and may or may not have red lips. They have emotionless faces that bear no facial expressions. Their voices are monotonic; some say because they
require a device to talk. They wear distinctive clothing; black hats, black ties, white shirts, black pants and a black suit coat.
There are theories that the MiBs are actually a species of alien enslaved by the Reptoids or may even be Reptoid clones.
My opinion? Give me 2.5 trillion of your tax dollars every year and I'll show you some strange ****.