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If you came face to face with the Devil ... what would you say?

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posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 11:29 PM
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a reply to: FlyersFan

i'd call the devil a little babygyrl, and slap him.

if you wouldn't spit on the devil, you believe he will spit on you. if you do spit on the devil, then what is he to you if he doesn't kill you in that moment you spit on him? i spit on the devil. i still live. so what is the devil? a spit stain. anything less from anyone who believes in devils and gods is cowardice or un-awakenedness.

at the end of the day god kills you. and that's beautiful.




posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 08:29 AM
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I'd express my sympathy.



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 08:48 AM
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a reply to: iiianyydayiii
Ah, the rolling stones....




posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: FlyersFan

I will surely say, with full Christian faith: "Vade retro satanas!"

It always works.

And then I will say the St. Michael Prayer:

"Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host,
by the Divine Power of God,
cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen"

(And my advice, based on personal experience; always keep this prayer in your mind or handy in your wallet because the devil can always tempt you on some street corner, on your PC screen, and in every way possible of your daily life)


edit on 28/10/2008 by RedAmnesia because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 01:29 PM
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I would also ask: "Are there any good burger joints in hell?"

I would also have to ask: Why on earth did you cut a deal with Bob Dylan?? Even your magic cannot help him sing!!(zips up flame suit)



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 01:40 PM
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a reply to: FlyersFan


I'd ask "Did Robert Johnson really sell his soul to you so he could play the guitar like a beast..? If so what other deals can you cut?"



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 05:38 PM
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a reply to: FlyersFan

I would ask him if he really wrote Stairway to Heaven.



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 07:31 PM
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I would simply say, "bugger off."



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 09:49 PM
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did not understand what he said good ...? new york youtu.be...



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 02:38 AM
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a reply to: FlyersFan

Make sure you keep a special place down there for Rolf Harris.

2nd



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 07:58 AM
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a reply to: Fargoth

Can you play a pretty good fiddle?



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: datasdream

No but I can play bass and drums.



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 09:13 PM
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I would say:


"Man why did you have to create feminism?, I mean with communism I get it, but with feminism I think you went too far..."

I think his reply would be:

"Hahahhaa (infernal type of laughter)."



posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 02:00 AM
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I wouldn't say anything, at first. I would start punching and punching and smashing and punching and punching and punching,,,,,,,and then I would say 'Thanks for all the bull#,,asshole!!!: mad:


(post by SuperVizorr removed for a manners violation)

posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 08:05 AM
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Once I asked Him a question, Then I would ask Him how come you are trying to decieve me?



posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 11:29 AM
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a reply to: blupblup

Some musician told Robert about going to the "crossroads" and play. Eventually, a record exec would drive by, listen, then took Robert to their studio, where they gave him proper guitar teaching and then recorded him. When Robert talked about "making a deal with the devil", he was referring to the white devil, who got him in a record contract, then through abuse, controlled him. He learned how the "music biz" worked.



posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 11:30 AM
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a reply to: Fylgje


It was a joke....

*rolls eyes*



posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 04:07 PM
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"God went that way. I have nothing to say to either of you, sort it out yourselves. Excuse me...."
and walk past him.
If he followed me:

"What! Is my room ready? Which way to get there?!"

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posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 11:22 PM
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I'd tell him " I'm going to enjoy watching you burn in the lake of fire Jesus will be casting you into after he returns. Party is just about over bub, hope it was all worth it" then I'd blow him off and keep walking a reply to: FlyersFan




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