posted on Apr, 11 2014 @ 05:37 PM
I am sick and tired of stepping over, shoveling up, snow blowing,raking, bagging and removing peoples dog crap!
If you live in an apartment building, and you own a dog....
I am talking to you!
I am not your maid, your butler or your personal servant!
I am your caretaker.
I keep your halls clean, your grounds clean,watch out for you so you don't have mishaps due to slippery sidewalks, obstacles in hallways, drunken
unwanted guests, drug dealers, car break-ins, glass in the playground, and clean windows and entries into your apartment complex.
And this is the thanks I get?
Spring rolls around and I have to remove 100's of pounds of dog crap!!
You know it is in your lease to remove all pet waste after your pet does it's thing, so why don't you do it????
Today I removed the dog crap bin. That's right, it is gone! You never used it anyways.
Now you have to walk the extra 5 feet to the dumpster to throw your bags of dog poop in it.
Next I will be informing you that you must get rid of your dog,
because you have violated your lease several times over the course of the winter,
and last summer.....all of you.
If I catch you...
your dog is gone.
Notices were sent out months ago warning you of this drastic measure, but some of you just can't seem to be responsible with your pets. So now which
is more important, a place to live? Or your dog? better think hard on that next time you take your dog out to do it's duty, because I am watching,
and I am going to catch you, just like the heroin dealer I chased off the property.
Just like the people on the trespass list I escort out of the building,
you will be next if I catch you allowing your dog to poop on my lawn/sidewalk/road/hallway.
And for those of you who do take care of your dogs poop in the proper ways,
*end of rant*