How about a quote from the supposed ringleader of the hip-hop Illuminati to kick things off
This is my second foray into the dark and murky back alleyways of truthseekers, automatic deniers, braindrained re-pubes and demo-brats, wiser
independents and too intelligent apathetics.
The email account I used when signing up for my first account here was hacked and in the password shuffle that ensued I ended up getting locked out of
my gmail in which I had saved my ATS password. Now here I stand before you, a humbled man with a few extra years of wear and tear on this supple
thirty something body, a few less hairs on this formerly lusciously forested head of mine, and fresh gigabytes worth of worldly knowledge that has
overloaded my capacity for cynicism.
After spending a multitude of months being unable to login and share my disgust at our overlords and their underlings nefariously dastardish deedles,
I just had to start anew with a new account.
Birthed from the smoldering flames of [snipped] slightly twitching account corpse, QuestioningDude entered the world on a mission to champion the
defenseless oppressors and support with whole hearted apathetic vigor my fellow downtrodden citizen.
I really like the word apathy lately concerning politics and world affairs and their relationship to my level of give a hoot. I'm at this strange
conjunction of my life where I still feel the need to dig deeply on subjects without bothering to converse with most people I encounter in my day to
Because .......... People......Are.........Stupid.
I'm definitely not claiming to have all of the answers to the quiz, or really any for that matter, but I'm pretty confident I'm in the right
classroom. As opposed to being instructed in Life by a news anchor. Or a slimy, greasy, crocodile smiling politician with a hand in your pocket, a
hand in my pocket, and two hands on a secretaries behind. Do the math, its quite the feat. Seemingly impossible but the honestly virtuous and morally
righteous congressional crusaders manage to do it while upholding our individual liberties and quality of life. Amazing bunch of modern day fatherly
founder types we have looking out for our best interest.
Gotta go, I've perfected the setup in my moms basement for television bliss with three screens and Finding Bigfoot, Fox News and
Bad Girls: HoneyBooBoo Nights are coming into alignment. I'm still waiting for the Y2K time traveling shape-shifters to escape from the tidal pull of
the galactic convergence of 2010, 11, 12 and 13 but until their arrival I'm going to chill, stupidify myself and cram Every orifice full of GMO'd
highly fructosed pink sludgelettes.
Sloth love Chunk
edit on Thu Mar 27 2014 by DontTreadOnMe because: (no reason given)