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Are you the Messiah?,
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Topic started on
24-5-2003
@ 05:44 AM by
Maddas
Are you the messiah?
Are you the one who shall dominate the entire world?
Are you the messiah that the world is expecting?
Do you want to be the messiah? Here is how:
www.alexchiu.com...
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 05:56 AM by
Gryffen
Okay.....whatever!
Man, is it just me or is there some really weird sites out there at the moment?
I can understand that people are curious about the weird and wonderful....but enough already!!!!!!
He'll be here when he gets here!!!!!!!
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 09:13 AM by
xaos
Yay, Not only am I now a posting freak, I have a guide to my lifetime goal... Messiahood. Today was a good day
XAOS
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 10:10 AM by
Byrd
Oh my. Alex Chiu. Now THERE'S a name I haven't seen around the nets in awhile. He was as much of a nuiscance as another self-proclaimed messiah.
Like other so-called miraculous pills and potions, his "immortality device" doesn't work, either.
I find his plan for world peace somewhat amusing. I don't think it's workable, but it's downright amusing.
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 11:32 AM by
xaos
He seemed almost self-mocking in the guide, unless he really is that blatantly commercial
"1) You must first become immortal by wearing Alex Chiu's Immortality Device. Then you must read about Alex Chiu's world-corporation plan. "
Please do not tell me that this isnt just a joke
XAOS
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 11:48 AM by
John bull 1
I am not the Messiah.
Maddas,If you are going to do this on a process of elimination it could take quite a while.
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 11:56 AM by
Illmatic67
Tonight is my Senior Prom. Everyone wish me luck
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 01:37 PM by
xaos
Originally posted by Illmatic67
Tonight is my Senior Prom. Everyone wish me luck
Illmatic67... King of Random comments.
Good luck man, I still have two years to go until prom, unless I can hook up with a senior girl, hey, its been done before
I hope that you and your date enjoy the evening and that the music and theme is good.
Details will be required tomorrow.
XAOS
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 02:04 PM by
John bull 1
Knock 'em dead Illuminati.Not in the Carrie sense though.
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 02:34 PM by
KKing123
good luck on the prom man
I am not the Messiah
I am the Savior
I am the Anti-Christ
The Bible is misleading
The Reborn Christ will be the destroyer of the world
I am the Savior
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 02:42 PM by
xaos
For some reason monty python's the life of brian (dont censor it!) comes to mind
XAOS
reply posted on 24-5-2003 @ 02:56 PM by
Illmatic67
Thanks all, details coming to a topic near you...
reply posted on 27-5-2003 @ 06:37 AM by
Trader
Had a good laugh with this one. Try making an immortality device!
reply posted on 27-5-2003 @ 09:08 AM by
Byrd
Chiu apparently DOES believe he is the messiah (one of many who believe such things). I think that to date he and 4 or 5 others are the only ones that believe this.
Most of the rest of us think he's a few waffles short of a Grand Slam breakfast.
reply posted on 27-5-2003 @ 11:24 AM by
David
You cant "become the messiah"
You're either him or not, and if your not, well tough # buddy thats how life is.
reply posted on 28-5-2003 @ 05:33 AM by
Maddas
will you be getting the free rings or making your own.
Or buying them.
reply posted on 29-5-2003 @ 08:03 AM by
Gazrok
Uhm....yes?
reply posted on 29-5-2003 @ 08:06 AM by
Lysergic
Sometimes but today is my day off..
If I buy that immortality device can I just be a superhero and say screw the messiah crap?
Can I do matrixesque antics minus the bad acting?
reply posted on 29-5-2003 @ 08:08 AM by
Lysergic
"Let people know that you also work for GOD"
heh,hehehehe, heheheh.
Oh yeah well I work for God.
That'll bring in the hot ladies!
reply posted on 29-5-2003 @ 08:10 AM by
Gazrok
"Oh yeah well I work for God.
That'll bring in the hot ladies! "
No, but it might get you some little boys!
Sorry...couldn't resist it!
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