Happy Cells: Lying in Wait to Crush Unhappiness...?

Ok, this thread you have to blame on SayonaraJupiter as I was strongly urged here that I should immediately make a thread about this idea I have. I think that was yesterday.

Anyway, you can blame the idea on me.

So, you know there are terror cells, just waiting, watching, looking for ins and outs, and planning for attacks. Supposedly, ok. So I was thinking maybe there were (I don't know what to effin call 'em) like, Happy Cells. Groups of 5 or 6 people, who are highly trained in the craft of espionage and covert warfare, but not the point. They were people who watched closely the people who do their dealings behind closed doors and assume they keep their cards close enough to their chest that they won't be found out.

But they will be found out! Because the Happy Cells gotta freakin' BEAD ON 'EM! They got their numbers, and they got their names, and they're waiting for the time when they're most vulnerable to slash theys hammy's and kicks 'em in the jimmy's! And then splash the people with HAPPY and rainbows and unicorns and shvt.

So yah. Then there's that.

for SayonaraJupiter. Thanks for all your encouragement and support over the last few days. I appreciate that very much.

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So, what's the question then?

EA006
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So, what's the question then?

No, it's not a question, it's just this crazy idea that I had. And I made the thread because someone said I should. I did that for them, but it's really just kind of a joke now. You know this thing... joke?

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Kudos on the sarcasm. There was me thinking we had a jokes forum.....

EA006
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Kudos on the sarcasm. There was me thinking we had a jokes forum.....

Funny people see this as absurd yet we live everyday with most people accepting the other absurdities.

OP should have added "And they are targeting your children!" at the end I suppose.

EA006
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Kudos on the sarcasm. There was me thinking we had a jokes forum.....

No, but there really is. Jokes, Puns, and Pranks

General Chit Chat works for this too, if you talk to people who like to talk about Satan.

boncho

OP should have added "And they are targeting your children!" at the end I suppose.

Oh, dude.

I really hate it when they target the children.

If you're not frowning, the Happy-ists have won...


Oh. And do the Happy-ists engage in "YEEEEE!!!had" against the non-believers.

OK, that last one was silly. Maybe they've already gotten to me!

Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

I have a list of debbie downer social losers that you all need to target.. like suicide happy bomber target.

Lol

I get my 2 cans of happy cells every Friday for TGIF.

I did enjoy reading the OP, it was amusing and made me smile.

I might already be infected.

abeverage
Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

I don't drink.

But my daydreams are much better than my nightdreams.

Mon1k3r

abeverage
Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

I don't drink.

But my daydreams are much better than my nightdreams.

edit on 16-1-2014 by Mon1k3r because: Because they're real.

Yeah mine too I have always lived The Secret Life of Walter Mitty...ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa

But in all actuality I am probably the special they are all looking for I am just to tired or bored to do something...

abeverage

Mon1k3r

abeverage
Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

I don't drink.

But my daydreams are much better than my nightdreams.

edit on 16-1-2014 by Mon1k3r because: Because they're real.

Yeah mine too I have always lived The Secret Life of Walter Mitty...ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa

But in all actuality I am probably the special they are all looking for I am just to tired or bored to do something...

I saw that movie the other day. Love the idea, movie was good, Ben Stiller... not so much.

My solution to bored and tired was to quit my day job! I'm poor!

The NWO media has tortured us for years with communist threats, rogue nations, terrorist cells... now they want to go into asteroid threats and have a real star wars E.T. scenario in the works... but....

that's why we need Happy Cells now!!

Who are the happiest users on ATS right now? We need a King & Queen of Happiness on ATS.

I love this thread title you came up with "Happy Cells: Lying in Wait to Crush Unhappiness...?"

abeverage
Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

Tomorrow you should go out and create a Happy Cell for yourself and see how easy or hard that is!

Rainbowresidue
I did enjoy reading the OP, it was amusing and made me smile.

I might already be infected.

Once you go Happy Cell, theres no going back

SayonaraJupiter

abeverage
Are you drunk posting? LOL

Happy Cells huh?

Tomorrow you should go out and create a Happy Cell for yourself and see how easy or hard that is!

I actually plan on doing just that...not just a Cell but a whole BODY OF HAPPINESS!