100% Guaranteed Correct Predictions for 2014!!

I dreamt of Jennifer Anniston in lingerie. She told me these things will come to pass. 100% accurate.

1. In 2014 there will be a major earthquake.

2. In 2014 someone famous will die.

3. In 2014 there will be a terrible storm.

4. In 2014 there will be violence.

This is what Jennifer told me in my dream. I couldn't pay attention to the details because she was in lingerie. I am sorry..

100% accurate!!!

reply to post by catfishjoe


By jove I think we have the first correct prophecy on ATS.
S&F.

catfishjoe
I dreamt of Jennifer Anniston in lingerie. She told me these things will come to pass. 100% accurate.

1. In 2014 there will be a major earthquake.

2. In 2014 someone famous will die.

3. In 2014 there will be a terrible storm.

4. In 2014 there will be violence.

This is what Jennifer told me in my dream. I couldn't pay attention to the details because she was in lingerie. I sm sorry..

100% accurate!!!

Don't forget Friends reruns.
There will be Friends reruns.

And head lights.

Does this guarantee come with a money back guarantee?

catfishjoe
I dreamt of Jennifer Anniston in lingerie. She told me these things will come to pass. 100% accurate.

1. In 2014 there will be a major earthquake.

2. In 2014 someone famous will die.

3. In 2014 there will be a terrible storm.

4. In 2014 there will be violence.

This is what Jennifer told me in my dream. I couldn't pay attention to the details because she was in lingerie. I am sorry..

100% accurate!!!

edit on 6-12-2013 by catfishjoe because: jennifer.......

Well then...I have to call you a liar.

She wasn't neked.

lostbook
Does this guarantee come with a money back guarantee?

Jennifer says yes......better get your wallet ready. Daddy needs a new fishing pole .

catfishjoe

This is what Jennifer told me in my dream. I couldn't pay attention to the details because she was in lingerie. I am sorry..

edit on 6-12-2013 by catfishjoe because: jennifer.......

So I take it you were on team "Jenn"? Let me know when Branjelina shows up, then we'll talk lol.



P.S. It must be Friday night in the land of ATS!

reply to post by IrishCream


Fryshday nyt ish alwaysh a grea, gree, good tym her atsh ATSH! *Hick*

Jennifer is real...honeshtly....my preciiiooouuuus.

Gawd I hope the MODs don't shut us down. This is fun!

reply to post by TDawgRex


It sooooo much fun it will undoubtedly get shut down! Friday night ROCKS!!!

Still, team Branjelina all the way. Although I did ask my hairdresser for the "Rachel" in '96 shhhhhhhh!

IrishCream
reply to post by TDawgRex

 

Although I did ask my hairdresser for the "Rachel" in '96 shhhhhhhh!

Hey you put it out there, not me.

You have only yourself to blame.

But as a guy, I will admit, I did like that style of haircut.

reply to post by TDawgRex


I just realized how much that revelation aged me lol! I haven't even seen a hairdresser for almost a year, just throw it up in a pony tail and go now. If I go out it's in a french twist and a clip.

Gawd, I need some Aniston predictions to be accurate in '14, shake things up a little and then I can say "Hey, I participated in the first ever 'True Predictions' thread on ATS"... won't that be grand?!

reply to post by IrishCream


Well then, let me help you out.

Jennifer Aniston will still be one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood while consistently being in mediocre movies.

That should do it.

ETA: She's better than that and should fire her agent.

reply to post by TDawgRex


She absolutely should!

But Anjelina is still hotter! My hubby thinks Jennifer is hotter, but there's just something about a woman who dedicates her life to bringing abandoned children from around the world into the wonderful world that is American Celebrity!

reply to post by IrishCream


Meh...I really don't follow the hollywood scene. But if I were forced to chose one actress to be my mate, I would have to pick Sandra Bullock. I don't know why, other than that she seems more in touch than most in that town.

But then again, I guess I'm a sucker for a pretty smile and am rightfully hosed.

reply to post by catfishjoe


It would seem the prediction doomer's have found a way to get it right...lets hope this is all they get right.

reply to post by IrishCream


I take it you think Brad Pitt is hot then?

catfishjoe
I dreamt of Jennifer Anniston in lingerie. She told me these things will come to pass. 100% accurate.

1. In 2014 there will be a major earthquake.

2. In 2014 someone famous will die.

3. In 2014 there will be a terrible storm.

4. In 2014 there will be violence.

This is what Jennifer told me in my dream. I couldn't pay attention to the details because she was in lingerie. I am sorry..

100% accurate!!!

edit on 6-12-2013 by catfishjoe because: jennifer.......

This may be the first ATS prediction that will actually come true.... lol

I also have predictions if I may add...

1. In 2014 It will rain and snow in places around the world

2. In 2014 I will eat a lot of spicy hot food causing serious over time in my bathroom (this will occur very frequently)

3. In 2014 I will trip and fall scraping my knee

Did she happen to say whether the Obamacare website would be fixed??

reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe


There will be no February 29th in 2014

Kittens will be born

There will be a full moon

Someone will have pizza for dinner

reply to post by catfishjoe


The Jenster came to you in a dream eh?

Well, you are doing better than me. So far I have had Carnage from the Spider-Man universe (came round to tell me about the Book of Mormon), John Lennon (I threw him out for being an over rated sap), and Cliff Burton (former Metallica bassist, and in my opinion one of the greatest persons ever to play the instrument), and none of them told me anything I either needed to know, or had not worked out for myself. Carnage just spread goo everywhere and preached blasphemy, Lennon bonged the place out, and all that happened when Cliff turned up was much beer and whiskey.