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Modern ERA
Claim requires DNA, Electron Microscope pictures up the butt.
100 Years Ago
Claim requires 2 written references and 1 poor quality photo
500 Years Ago
At least 2 people wrote about it.
1000 Years Ago
One person may have written about it. 5,000 people believed it.
2000 Years Ago
I'm skipping this time era, out of courtesy
3000 Years Ago
A picture of a snake was carved into a rock.
4000 Years Ago
It weighs a lot
KellyPrettyBear
I've been thinking about this today.
It seems to me, that the older the knowledge or system of
knowledge, the more alluring it is. (when it comes to
alternative history, mysticism, fringe knowledge, other
systems).
Go back more than a few hundred years, and it becomes
exponentially harder to verify much at all.
A fellow could be a spiritual genius; but if he's a modern,
then it's nearly impossible for anyone to pay much attention
to whatever has been created, unless all the 'buttons' lurking
in the brain are pushed in a most expert manner (i.e. Stitchin
or whatever).
But some half-wit from a thousand years ago can pen some
half-poetic stuff, half-vague, and making huge claims, and
it might carry enormous weight.
There seems to be some sort of "law" to this like Godwin's
Law:
Godwin's Law
It's something like this:
Modern ERA
Claim requires DNA, Electron Microscope pictures up the butt.
100 Years Ago
Claim requires 2 written references and 1 poor quality photo
500 Years Ago
At least 2 people wrote about it.
1000 Years Ago
One person may have written about it. 5,000 people believed it.
2000 Years Ago
I'm skipping this time era, out of courtesy
3000 Years Ago
A picture of a snake was carved into a rock.
4000 Years Ago
It weighs a lot
etc.
Maybe we could start over and document things well? Take
lots of pictures?
Just a thought.
If people think we should make up this law.. that the older
something is claimed to be, the less the evidence required
and the more you can claim with no limits to the claims
whatsoever!
Any good names?
I'd call it PB's Law but I'm a social outcast, so that
wont' work.. we need some famous person to say it or
something.
KPB
I've got 'plan drawings' at the door of each of the rooms of my house, with an arrow that says...'you are here'...
KellyPrettyBear
reply to post by akushla99
I've got 'plan drawings' at the door of each of the rooms of my house, with an arrow that says...'you are here'...
You know.. somehow I think you are serious. I don't know
what disturbs me more.. that I really believe this, or that
you might really be doing it...
KPB
AthlonSavage
reply to post by KellyPrettyBear
Those who live in the main stream are controlled by it, and what is considered from past to be gems of wisdom is decided upon by the forces of control within the main stream. You are a puppet on a string readings someones elses history script.
intrptr
reply to post by KellyPrettyBear
Modern ERA
Claim requires DNA, Electron Microscope pictures up the butt.
100 Years Ago
Claim requires 2 written references and 1 poor quality photo
500 Years Ago
At least 2 people wrote about it.
1000 Years Ago
One person may have written about it. 5,000 people believed it.
2000 Years Ago
I'm skipping this time era, out of courtesy
3000 Years Ago
A picture of a snake was carved into a rock.
4000 Years Ago
It weighs a lot
That was funnier than hell, thanks for the laugh.
theantediluvian
reply to post by KellyPrettyBear
I'll give a S&F to anyone who knows what Godwin's law is and says "that proves you are a Turing machine."
"We must believe in free will--we have no choice." Isaac Bashevis Singer
KellyPrettyBear
Modern ERA
Claim requires DNA, Electron Microscope pictures up the butt.
100 Years Ago
Claim requires 2 written references and 1 poor quality photo
500 Years Ago
At least 2 people wrote about it.
1000 Years Ago
One person may have written about it. 5,000 people believed it.
2000 Years Ago
I'm skipping this time era, out of courtesy
3000 Years Ago
A picture of a snake was carved into a rock.
4000 Years Ago
It weighs a lot
etc.
Would you grant an old man a bucket list item? I'd like to
be made immortal via the Internet!
Mufcutcakeyumyum
I just had this crazy thought.
All the humans are gone, booked off onto another planet or wiped out, it doesn't really matter.
The aliens from sector jibber jabber or somewhere out there in the cosmos land on earth, in particular on a little bit of rock we today call Ireland.
They just so happen to walk into my old house and discover my turntable and vinyl collection. Being curious they select an album at random cos it has a pretty album sleeve, and pop it on, (electricity is still working) but unbeknown to them it is at the wrong speed.
In this scenario, their initial summing up of the human race would be listening to Dark Side of The Moon as sung by Pinky and Perky! Hilarious. Or should I just get back into me box and close the lid?
Still, could have been worse, could have been Leonard Cohen.
Nice thread, made me laugh and think at once.