Let's write an ATS joke before 5/3 goes live. Old school for the fun of it

Hi guys

Yep you guessed it I'm bored tonight

I was thinking............................if 5/3 goes live tomorrow let's have 1 more laugh on good old faithful ATS as is.



A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS subject matter experts and a dwarf walk into a bar ...........................

Go for it and I'll see you all on the other side

Cody

Well all I can say is I would hate to be the politician!

Always write honestly about the thruth or the possible thruth, unless you find that exaggerating is more advantageous and gives you a star

reply to post by cody599


Skeptic Overlord has time to drink?

Good one restlessinMT... still chuckling

I got some funny conspiracy pictures...

I'm not worried, for I know there will be jokes aplenty so long as Cody keeps posting on ATS =]

reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha


now, now, play nice

reply to post by cody599


A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS subject matter experts and a dwarf walk into a bar ...........................

They all claim to have been abducted.
Which one doesn't anyone believe?
The politician.
NO ONE will believe a politician.
(lol)
jacygirl

Well when we wen't to war in Afghanistan, The Chinese thought it was a really stupid thing to do. If we wen't to war with another middle east country, They think it would be "even syria"

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . .or does he?

Originally posted by cody599

A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS subject matter experts and a dwarf walk into a bar ...........................

Cody

If we're really kicking it ATS Old School, I should say, "Pics or it didn't happen." Or, I should insist that you list your sources. Then, we could degenerate into an insipid argument about Alex Jones... ah, the nostalgia!

reply to post by beezzer


. . . Maybe he was actually in the bar all along and simply supplied the illusion of just having arrived?

. . . Or perhaps there was never a man at all and the bar was all a holographic projection to test our reactions.

(goes back to endlessly contemplating the meaning of the number 42)

I forgot the nun and the donkey.................. not to mention the remote viewers, and channellers
So a yah da yah da yahda.....................................................................think about having a debate about walking into a pub when a troll turns up, David Ike and Jeff Rence are the bar men

Jessie Ventura is waiting tables and the G20 crowd walk in for a drink and a meal

T's&C's guys

Cody

Originally posted by wrabbit2000
reply to post by beezzer

 

. . . Maybe he was actually in the bar all along and simply supplied the illusion of just having arrived?

. . . Or perhaps there was never a man at all and the bar was all a holographic projection to test our reactions.

(goes back to endlessly contemplating the meaning of the number 42)

edit on 5-9-2013 by wrabbit2000 because: (no reason given)

It was;
False flag
Nirubu
A shape-shifting reptilian
One of the Fey
A commie muslim with no birth certificate
A ghost

reply to post by TheDoctor46


I see what you did there...

Here...let me rewrite it for you:

Before the US invaded Afghanistan, China let them know they thought it was a silly idea.
Well,during this latest G20 meeting they have voiced their feelings very clearly letting the US know in no uncertain terms that an invasion this time would be "even Syria"

Ba dump ba...

I just cane back to ATS after a year or so.....what's going to change?

Before I sign out tonight for possibly the last time on old ATS

I'd like to thank all the members, the staff of course, and the owners for giving me such a wonderful experience over the last several years



Sweet dreams all

Angels on your pillows

And see you all tomorrow..............................

Damn I look good in a dress

Cody

reply to post by beezzer


Oh heck, Beez.... Since you put it that way? What doubt can there be?



Case closed. Next?

* Gets working on a bill for services

reply to post by cody599
Some pix of the night out at the bar...

reply to post by cody599

A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS subject matter experts and a dwarf walk into a bar ...........................

1. And the barman asks The Conspiracy Theorist who has Skeptic Overlord on his head ‘What the hell is that?’. To the barmans surprise Skeptic Overlord replies, ‘I don’t know – it started as a wart on my ass and just grew.’

2. ......... in Louisiana and finds they’re holding a contest. The Brit is curious and enquires so the bartender tells him the details: ‘First you have to drink three bottles of moonshine. Second, you go out back and pull a sore tooth out the mouth of my pet ’gator. And last, you have to go upstairs and have sex with Ma Jackson, the town’s oldest, ugliest prostitute. If you can do all that in one hour and stay conscious, you win a year’s supply of beer.’ ‘Sounds tough,’ says the Brit, ‘but I’ll give it a go.’ The Brit drinks the three bottles of moonshine then, completely plastered, staggers out back to find the ’gator. After half an hour of crashes and screaming, the Brit crawls back covered in bruises and cuts, ‘Okay,’ slurs the Brit. ‘Sho were ish the old broad wid the bad tooth?’

3. After a while the Aussies' curiosity gets the better of him and goes over to the Religious fanatic and asks......"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?" The fanatic replies "We like the part where the hooker gives the money back"

4. and the Dwarf immediately hand gestures to the barman. The Alien is curious and asks one of the ATS SME's "what did he just do that for", the ATS SME replied, "Oh, that's just a Microwave".

5. A Politician.

Thank-you and good night.