Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Denmark

You can guarantee there'll be no mention of this in the tourist brochures!

so they are supposedly delicious to eat, meaning we wont have to worry about them for long, they will soon be on the endangered list, once ppl get to know how good they taste... mm problem solved..

Why does god invent horrible things like testicle targeting parana? First he invented the dreaded tropical swim up the pee pee fish and now this. Maybe god is a she and very angry at what the guys have done to the planet?

Originally posted by MyHappyDogShiner
reply to post by Dumbass

 

Brackish means salt and fresh water mixed, the Oresund strait is directly exposed to the ocean and fish have this uncanny ability to move under their own power.

It isn't an impossibility that they came from Japan.

I'm not talking about salt fresh or brackish water.
It would be more probable they came from the amazon itself
Amazon>Atlantic Ocean>Oresund
Is less distance (and even corresponding with oceans currents) then:
Japan>Pacific Ocean>some northern straight/southern cape>Atlantic Ocean>Oresund

reply to post by Dumbass


see my prior post for the most likely explanation as to how these fish got there.

reply to post by Crakeur


Of course that is the most obvious reason.
I was just wondered about the fact someone came up with the idea that fish was escaped from a tank with the tsunami in Japan and wanted to point out the distance and differences beween the Pacific and Atlantic.

To stay on topic. A former fish tank fish is most likely. I'm not aware of any harbors in both the delta of the Amazon and near the sea near Sweden/Denmark but ballast tanks from ships can bring some nasty surprises too

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not to mention that the fish from the japenese tsunami would now be 100 feet tall, walk on two legs, shoot fire from their mouths and probably have some kind of laser ray weapon from their eyes.

reply to post by Crakeur


LOL
Yes but easily to hunt/fish as we see them glow in the dark too

reply to post by Dumbass


and how, pray tell, would you hunt/fish for what the japanese referred to as Godzilla.

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I throw in my mother-in-law. It's not the first time she would fight the Japanese forces

reply to post by sarahlm

Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Denmark,

This is very interesting,but I don't understand why the danes must bite something like that from a fish.

Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by Dumbass

 

and how, pray tell, would you hunt/fish for what the japanese referred to as Godzilla.

call Matthew Broderick
or Jeremy Wade he did a episode on these same fish.
River Monsters

reply to post by piequal3because14


Yeah it's a new trend. Before you know it you'll be teaching it your kids

Skinny dipping in a lake with hungry pike is not a good idea. If there are a lot of bass in a lake keep those shorts on and watch the toes when walking near their gravel beds. Who needs piranhas when you know how fish act when they are hungry.

Originally posted by Dumbass
reply to post by piequal3because14

 

Yeah it's a new trend. Before you know it you'll be teaching it your kids

You are right ,maybe the 60's and 70's will be back at a certain point,it will be a new beginning.

Originally posted by Glassbender777
The Nutcracker, Ouch. That has to be one of the worst ways to lose your balls. A great deterent for rapist, give them one look at this fish, with the requirement of getting his balls eaten if he violates any women or men. that would solve a lot of the problems

Better a Nutcracker than this fish, the Candriru, the Fish that swims up your urethra and then gets stuck. Watch this link from River Monsters....The Candriru

Forget waterboarding,, put one of those in a tub with me and I am spilling any secrets I am keeping.

A fitting punishment for convicted pedophiles.

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Don't try "manscaping" with kitchen shears down there. It bleeds a lot. Even a tiny snip.

In my defense, I thought if I trimmed it back it would make it easier to shave. Has anyone tried to shave that thing before?! It moves all over the place!

I can't even imagine having a fish with teeth like that biting me "down under"

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Well fire burns the hairs... Lol it kinda smells
And I bet your gf would love to wax it.

Anyway get some anaesthesia, both in or out of the water...



You know that movie?

Free willy man!

reply to post by Dumbass


She does have one of those hard wax melting pot things with the tongue depressors. No, no, and NO!

Just a little slip down there w/the shears and some skin got caught. I swear, it looked like a slasher film. I hear her shout, "Do we need to go to the hospital?!"

I shakily reply, "I...I...I don't think so, but band-aids are going to be difficult. Bring me some paper towels and a bag of ice!"

No way I was going to go to the ER for that. No, I would go to the ER with a fish clamped onto my scrotum though -- those doctors could probably use the laugh. They'd just shake their head at the kitchen shears...

The good news for anyone bit one one of these fish is that "down there" heals faster than almost any part of the body due to the amount of blood flow.