My morning coffee, come share a cup! c(_)

reply to post by TheDoctor46


Well, it seems to be balancing out, my littlest colored me my first picture ( recognizable) today. He also went to sleep early for his nap because he has decided that telling mama no is fun for some reason. It's a beautiful sunny day though, and nearly time to start decorating for birthdays this week. My boys seem to be in good company as both of their birthdays are this week as well. But I know you we're always nice to your mama, weren't you?

reply to post by woodsmom


Makes mental note......
*Add rolling pin to Christmas list for Woodsmom*

Since the boys are still pretty young you'll probably just have to shake it at them in a menacing fashion!
Mwa hahaha!

reply to post by woodsmom


Indeed i was woodsmom. I could have been nothing else to her . That sounds nice colouring you a first picture. And you cant beat an afternoon sleep! Good for him i say haha. And heres hoping the sun continues to shine for you

reply to post by littled16


He's braver than you might think, when we had mama grizzly wander through the yard this spring, he found a stick and told me he was going to take care of it for me. Scared the crap out of me because he means what he says. I had to scare him about the bears before he agreed to come straight to mama if he saw one. Although, if they saw me shaking a rolling pin at them, they would think I'm serious, so it could go both ways.

They are such sweet angels, lol!

reply to post by TheDoctor46


Why thank you.
And yes, naps are important, it's got to be hard to be a 3 year old. Though it did give me time for a quick shower. I'm going to make one final attempt to finish my pot of coffee for today. Sip

For all the Birthday people.



And a free dragon ride.

reply to post by Night Star


Hi Nightstar!
I am loving your story thread.
I hope you are doing well.

Good day all

second coffee about to hit me in 3...............2...............1.........

And a happy birthday to your boys woodsmom

Hope all is well with my coffee drinking friends,

Looking good Doc

Cody

reply to post by littled16


*Waves jar of Decaff in Littleds face and the baseball bat with the rusty nail sticking out of it in the other*

Naa naa na naaa na... catch me if you can...

*Runs off laughing hysterically as he chucks the stinky flea ridden poo filled kitten at Littled*

Good morning folks

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Are we feeling like we're 12 again today Rod?
*Shakes head at the whipper snapper on the lawn, loads steel ball bearing into slingshot*
How many times I gotta tell you kids to stay off the lawn?

reply to post by littled16


Awww nuts... so the kitten didn't explode then?

I had a cork up its bum for the past 3 days saving it for a rolling pin or catapult moment and it was well full!

*Runs back to retrieve kitten*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

I should have listened to my mother when she said never go back to a firecracker (even if it does not go off)

*Wipes kitten poo off face and clothes and retires sulkily back home to take a shower and change whilst kicking the kitten back into its basket*

reply to post by Rodinus


Guy Fawkes night should be interesting this year Rod

I'll stick to the normal fireworks

Cody

reply to post by Rodinus


You're never getting rid of that kitten Rod!
NEVER!!!!
Mwa hahahahahaha hahaha haha ha!!!

reply to post by cody599


What... you mean you never stuck a banger up a cats bum on the 5th of November?

Neither have I, but when I was little I saw some cruel buggers doing that.... the local street bulllies... 2 of them turned out to become coppers strangely enough!

Right... hi ho hi ho it's off to shower and work i go...

Kindest respects

Rod

littled16
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You're never getting rid of that kitten Rod!
NEVER!!!!
Mwa hahahahahaha hahaha haha ha!!!

Packs squawking struggling poo covered kitten into a Fed Ex box and writes Littles address on it... i must remember to go down to the post office at 09:00 to send by recorded delivery.

Right... now i AM going to do some work.

Have a wonderful evening/day to all

Warmest respects

Rodinus

Ugh

What a horrible drive to work

Rod remember to remove the cork before postinh
for maximum effect upon opening said parcel

Cody

cody599
Ugh

What a horrible drive to work

Rod remember to remove the cork before postinh
for maximum effect upon opening said parcel

Cody

I have also just given the kitten 100 ml of slow reacting extra power liquid Ex lax before packing, however i have booby trapped the parcel so that when Littled opens it a little string pulls out the cork.

A rabid Pink Gerbil has also been taped to the inside of the box so that Littled cannot try to tamper and open it without the cat going off and getting her fingers ripped to shreds.

Oh Sheesh... to many keywords in this post... will probably have the NSA on my back now...

Wha? whassa?... 5 big black cars have just pulled up outside my house.... *scampers to hide...*

Should be fun

Kindest respects

Rodinus

woodsmom
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Hi Nightstar!
I am loving your story thread.
I hope you are doing well.

Wow, thank you. I didn't think anyone was reading it. Anyone can join my little fantasy realm.

reply to post by Rodinus


Good morning Rod!
Just so you know, those 5 black cars aren't the NSA or MIB......
That's my Uncle Cielo's boys. Just go with them quietly, they only want to fit you with a special pair of shoes. I hear cement is all the rage!

Howdy howdy howdy



You guys dance for me and I'll bob my head and sling my arms around!!!

Peace to you all!!~~~