$65,000 worth of Chicken Wings STOLEN! Crisis EMERGES!

The War of the Wings has begun!



Dewayne Patterson, 35 and Renaldo Jackson, 26, two storage workers have stolen $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings amid a high nation wide demand for this popular Super Bowl snack.

Dewayne Patterson, 35 and Renaldo Jackson, 26, allegedly used a rental truck on Jan. 12 to steal 10 warehouse pallets of frozen wings from Nordic Cold Storage in Lawrenceville, WSB-TV reported today.

These two determined guys did this in the middle of the day and used a forklift to maneuver the wings, and although the two were arrested and charged with one count of felony theft, the chicken wings were never found

It's a theft most fowl because wings are expected to reach record prices during the Super Bowl this year. Chicken farmers argue that feed prices are growing following a higher demand for wings in restaurants, leaving football fans bracing for a shortage.

Huffington Post
*Cue dramatic music*

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

Never found them aye. All those wingless chooks lamenting their lost limbs.

Im a drumstick guy anyway, wings are for the birds.

Ah. Atlanta. This is why I love living here. On an unrelated note... I think I'll peruse the neighborhood to see if I can't find anyone selling large quantities of wings at giveaway prices.

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Breast man myself, I like something I can properly sink my teeth into not just nibble around bones

Someone not in jail has 65k free.

Where are the detectives? This is hitting international news.

Originally posted by Hefficide

Ah. Atlanta. This is why I love living here. On an unrelated note... I think I'll peruse the neighborhood to see if I can't find anyone selling large quantities of wings at giveaway prices.

Yeah,I tend to avoid those back of the truck specials.

All of this security mode amounts to a joke.
The black market wins agian.
How predictable.

And these two suckas took the fall.

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Black market? I think its for personal use

reply to post by RooskiZombi
........and little D smiles as she licks the honey barbecue sauce off of her fingers.....
Mwa ha ha!!!

Originally posted by littled16
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........and little D smiles as she licks the honey barbecue sauce off of her fingers.....
Mwa ha ha!!!

The mastermind behind the big chicken wing heist.

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I'm still laughing at that gif

So where would one harbor such a large quantity of wings?