North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

Picture from the linked article:



Yeah. Seems legit.

What an incredible time to be alive, all the myths are coming to life. Zombies eating faces. Bigfoot DNA. Vampires running loose in Serbia. And now a unicorn lair!

Cool. Was there a unicorn or Ki-Rin in it?

Originally posted by Maxmars
The "unicorn" to which they refer....

That 'unicorn' does not look fluffy. Unicorns must be fluffy.


Interesting article none the less. I wonder what was REALLY found?
Will we ever see?

I found more proof

I'm personally glad it's extinct.

If it were still alive one can only imagine the horror the poor thing would got through if this guy got a hold of it.





He'd either eat the damn thing or crush it to death trying to mount it

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or try to launch it across the 58th parallel

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What is with these guys making everything look like dragons anyway ...?
Next week they'll find a lair of leprechauns ..all named "lil kim" ...

Wait...

So it was found 200 meters from an important temple, in the busy capital city, and had the label "Unicorn Lair" inscribed on a rock at it's entrance...

...But nobody knew it was there for 620 years?

This was also relayed by Time in this article.

Quoting it:

The North Korean news agency does not have much of a reputation for factual accuracy.

That's probably close to an understatement.

I had a laugh when I read that first time

Now they can strap a nuke on its back and give it a slap on the butt, and heeeyaa.

Originally posted by RUFFREADY
Its just too bad that it Unicorn's have to exist in a country that is so hard to visit!! Crap!!

It's not hard to visit North Korea. All you have to do is fly to China and visit a travel agent who will help you procure the tickets for North Korea.

Watch China "discover" an ancient dragon lair next (especially since the dragon is a part of their culture and they would not want to be upstaged by the North Koreans).

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Next they will be asking for virgins to volunteer for a hunting party. I wasn't aware that virgins still existed. Unicorns, maybe. Virgins? Doubtful. Of course I bet it would never have been discovered if the Knights of the Round table hadn't been hunting for dragons in order to save the kingdom and marry the princess. Of course then there is the conspiracy to cover up the existence of Unicorns by claiming it's just a mistranslation. Everyone knows that Unicorn means "One Corn." Of course a bunch of farmers would be out looking for corn; eating straight rice gets old after a while. The upside is that now all the little girls around the world can ask Santa for a Unicorn instead of a pony.
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Well the picture of the Unicorn with an yellow/gold horn is pretty compelling evidence! Well done not so little Kim!

All you've got to do now is stop being so oppressive to your people, stop brainwashing them and actually feed them.

Originally posted by Ek Bharatiya

Originally posted by RUFFREADY
Its just too bad that it Unicorn's have to exist in a country that is so hard to visit!! Crap!!

It's not hard to visit North Korea. All you have to do is fly to China and visit a travel agent who will help you procure the tickets for North Korea.

Then get imprisoned and tortured for being a "Western spy".

Originally posted by Krono
Then get imprisoned and tortured for being a "Western spy".

Don't think that's true. There have been many individuals who have been to North Korea and have shared their experience in details. Here are some links with pictures, how to visit there and their travel experience in detail if you are interested to read about them:

I am Shane Smith, co-founder of VICE (magazine) and two-time traveler to North Korea. AMA.

I spent 9 days in North Korea, AMA. Photos inside.

I visited North Korea in 2008, AMA

IAMA person who just returned from North Korea. AMA.

I just went on a state tour of North Korea, one of the first since Kim Jong Un ascended to power, and I made a film about it. AMA.