Was Jesus reincarnated as a loaf of bread or not?

This is something that is very difficult to find an answer on
Can anyone shed some light on this?

Did Jesus get reincarnated as a loaf of bread during the last supper?

Thanks

reply to post by ModernAcademia


You're kidding right?

Are you a comedian? Or just trying to be one?

Thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had in days. This maybe a serious question, but it is genuinely such a hilariously interesting thought.

This puts an end to the saying, "there is no such thing as a stupid question."

reply to post by ModernAcademia


Yes, he did come back as granary bread, and people will continue to swallow jesus and the rest of the bs for many years to come.
But seriously, you were joking right??

I think the better question would be whats the deal with bread and wine?

or not. on topic, jesus is a metaphor. this is one theory.

Originally posted by whatsinaname
I think the better question would be whats the deal with bread and wine?

or not. on topic, jesus is a metaphor. this is one theory.

The bread and wine are his words and actions in his life...

They symbolise his body, and his blood... or the life he led, and the things he taught

Originally posted by Akragon

Originally posted by whatsinaname
I think the better question would be whats the deal with bread and wine?

or not. on topic, jesus is a metaphor. this is one theory.

The bread and wine are his words and actions in his life...

They symbolise his body, and his blood... or the life he led, and the things he taught

edit on 18-10-2011 by Akragon because: (no reason given)

It's actually one of the reasons the original Gnostic church rejected the orthodox church. They, like many people, didn't dig on cannibalism.

Originally posted by Cuervo

Originally posted by Akragon

Originally posted by whatsinaname
I think the better question would be whats the deal with bread and wine?

or not. on topic, jesus is a metaphor. this is one theory.

The bread and wine are his words and actions in his life...

They symbolise his body, and his blood... or the life he led, and the things he taught

edit on 18-10-2011 by Akragon because: (no reason given)

It's actually one of the reasons the original Gnostic church rejected the orthodox church. They, like many people, didn't dig on cannibalism.

Im sure thats not the only reason...

Besides, that is obviously symbolization... like i explained.

I would hope people in this day and age would see that

If you're trolling - Sod off.

If you're not trolling - How would he reincarnate while alive? The Last Supper was before the crucifixion.

Originally posted by ModernAcademia
This is something that is very difficult to find an answer on
Can anyone shed some light on this?

Did Jesus get reincarnated as a loaf of bread during the last supper?

Thanks

Yeah kind of like Bossy the cow got reincarnated as a cheeseburger.

Sometimes it is really not worth arguing or trying to explain intricate and advanced concepts to gross and elementary beings.

reply to post by WickettheRabbit


Reincarnation to me means having another life,living and breathing.
How does a loaf of bread live?

Symbolism is like being idealistic...reality is still reality.

I do wonder about the intentions and motives of the OP as well though.

reply to post by ModernAcademia

The blood of Jesus is powerful, and so is his body.
I don't think it's funny.

Jesus was turned into bread?...wow..............So on the cross he was a hot crossed bun.......wow, now I understand, it all makes sense now......wow, after all these years and it just clicked......wow.......

reply to post by ModernAcademia


Unbelievable. You cant reincarnate from a 3rd density entity to a mixture of edible compounds.
I hope you are kidding though

reply to post by ModernAcademia


OP you were fearless when you wrote this post. Tell me how fearless you feel after you watch this video.




Go to Youtube for Part 2

Jesus reincarnated as IAMIAM. He's posting on ATS these days.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Would he be an unleavened kosher bread fit for Succot is the real question.

Lighten up you guys God laughs too... look at the platypus and a corgi....hes got a sense of humor folks.
Don't forget the Council of Nicea made all that crap up and chopped up the bible, you arent even getting a.........
Whole, grain, religion...bwahahahahahah

"Give us this day our daily bread"



And I'm not even the slightest bit religious

And someone up there has me craving hot cross buns now......

Originally posted by snowspirit
"Give us this day our daily bread"

And I'm not even the slightest bit religious

And someone up there has me craving hot cross buns now......

The catholics even refined this daily bread idea...

Give us this day our little white cracker...

More modern ye know