Time Slip!!! We just went through it!!!!

You will know if there is a time slip if your GPS suddenly shows you in another country, or perhaps the middle of the ocean. So far, the clockwork in every one of them seems intact, because it says I am sitting on my porch. If a spy satellite happen to catch me, it would find me drinking a JD, and laughing.

Doesn't the Hopi prophecy say something about as time goes faster and faster, you should slow down. The faster things go, the slower you go?