Who would you want to partner with in a SHTF

Jason Statham of course ! Good driver, kicks butt in fighting, and a fine looking specimen of a man.



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reply to post by DaddyBare


What makes you think that Mama doesn't have her own
stash hidden away somewhere?As long as I have sugar,
milk and cocoa,I will have candy!
Ozarks ehhh,a very difficult decision indeed.You are closer
to my hidey hole then Slayer.BUT,Slayer knows how to take
care of his internet Mama! As long as I don't shop for him
a wife at wal-mart.

reply to post by mamabeth


Do me a favor...
don't set me up; with any walmart lades either....

not only would that test all my survival self perversion skills... it might also set a new land speed record in heading for the hills..

reply to post by DaddyBare


Its a deal. I bring lots and lots of everything chocolate and you bring herbs and guns.
If nothing else I'll keep you laughing.........................

Originally posted by Bluesma
My husband! We've been planning and stocking up and we can be two bad MoFo's when we need to be!

Excellent attitude. Nice one. Good luck.

One of the best lines I have ever read on ATS!!

My next choice would be the one and only JASON VORHEES:

Here is some info on the guy of many talents

since Jason has always exhibited a certain imagination in his dispatching of his prey, using everything from spear-guns to tree-trimmers to back-breaking, bed-bending feats of slaughter

Jason Voorhees is a notorious serial killer known for his seemingly immortal ability to avoid permanent capture or death as well as his remarkably prolific career as a murderer which has seen his victims’ death toll number in the hundreds

If that last paragraph doesn't seal the deal......the next paragraph will...from his own IGN profile this statement surely mean he should be my number 2 choice....living all the way to 2455.

In the years since, Jason has killed many people, and while he himself has been severely injured time and again -- and even seemed to “die” and be buried at least once -- he has always risen again to continue his spree of dread. In fact, it has already been established that Jason will continue to live on at least until the year 2455, where he will become a cyborg lifeform and venture into outer space to continue his killing

Jason Vorhees the most misunderstood man to walk the earth.....let pay homage to this remarkable "human being". When the SHTF, I will be stuck to him like S*** on a stick.

reply to post by DaddyBare


I overlooked this line in your post...
You and Slayer will teach me new limits in endurance?
Why do I have the feeling you both would put mama
through basic training? At least I would get my girlish
figure back after all these years!
As far as your field cooking...we will get along great as
long as you don't serve me bugs for dinner!

Originally posted by chasingbrahman
Les Stroud, without question. Anyone that can sit by himself at the base of a temple in the Brazilian rainforest for an entire night without freaking as the bugs creep and crawl about him is coming with me. And he IS the crew, unlike someone else...

Les is okay, but I think I could do as well by myself. He has a crew that follows along behind him too, it's in his contract for liability reasons. He's also had to be extracted from his solo adventures on more than one occasion.

reply to post by DaddyBare


The one and only Ray Mears.

That man is the Survivalist of all Survivalists.

Bear Grylls can suck it, what kind of idiot drinks from a Camels intestine? The worst one was where he scraped bird s**t together and squeezed the juice out of it to drink it.
His knives are poor as well.

reply to post by Dionisius

Ray Mears is a naturalist not a survivalist in my opinion. He has no military training that I'm aware of, and dawdles along the trail like he out for a Sunday stroll. Bear Grylls in contrast, is a former SAS trooper, survival instructor, and medic. He doesn't dawdle, and moves from point A to B as quickly as possible. In a real survival situation that's what you'd need to do. I agree, some of the things he does are just for dramatic effect, but that's TV.

Who would I take? huh, well aside from my husband, who is prepper/survival minded such as my self, I'm not sure to be honest. If I were to take anyone, it'd be the fellow who runs SrvivalBlog, JWR. He's no wanna be prepper, he knows what he's about. If I were in a "retreat" group, I'd like people who had different skills that would compliment our ability to survive said extended SHTF scenario.

May I advise against partnering with some hardcore fighter from the movies, because you know the story... Sidekick dies or is maimed in some horrible way, while the hero goes on to save the day and avenge fallen comrade. Are you going to be the 'hero' in a partnership with Chuck Norris?? Didn't think so! You need to partner with someone slower and fatter, my partner is Al Bundy.

Originally posted by queenofsheba



I think she'd rock.

Amen, my Queen. Nothing like a good girl with a bad attitude
packing a big bore AR, up close and impersonal. I think just
Linda and that Spec Plus knife is scary enough for the BBoys
in my hood...

Originally posted by mamabeth
Ozarks ehhh,a very difficult decision indeed.You are closer
to my hidey hole then Slayer.BUT,Slayer knows how to take
care of his internet Mama!

As long as I don't shop for him
a wife at wal-mart.

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Originally posted by xsheep

Aragorn

Ok, this is a SHTF scenario not a Harlequin Romance horizontal rumba fantasy....

I don't know who or where she is but she is definitely in the running for partnering up with...

Originally posted by this_is_who_we_are
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I'd want this guy:
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reply to post by SLAYER69


Which part was not amusing to Slayer69cat?
1.Torn between you and Daddybare?
2.You take good care of your internet mama?
3.I promised not to shop for you a wife at Wal-Mart?
4.All the above

reply to post by mamabeth




I must have misread it but 3
I thought you were threatening to shop me a wife at Walmart

If you were I'd ask for the receipt for a immediate return.
Unopened of course. Well, it depends on how well you shop.
Could possibly be returned opened & dented.

reply to post by SLAYER69


I would never shop for you a wife at Wal-Mart,maybe Target!
Just what kind of "endurance" would you put Mama through
anyway? I know you could keep me alive and whip me into
shape.