What would you ladies do if all the men died except for Envy?

What would this new all female planet do with me? What would you ATS ladies do with my body? I believe maybe you girls would look to me as a leader. I'll have all the females here build me a massive solid gold throne of the gods.

I wonder how many girlfriends I'll get just because I'm the only male alive. Darn, now I hope all men do die but me hehehe.

You seriously are obsessed with this aren't you. All you ever talk about is basically enslaving women.

Grow up.

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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.

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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.

Originally posted by Lysergic
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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.

I'm a very scrawny dude .

Originally posted by Envious

Originally posted by Lysergic
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they'd probably laugh at your doughy body, then all switch over to being lesbian.

I'm a very scrawny dude

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they'd probably laugh at your skinny underdeveloped body, then all switch over to being lesbian.

I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.

Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.

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BWAHAHAAH

Originally posted by DeepThoughtCriminal
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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.

For every attractive female there are 15 alpha males with perfect bodies after her, a bunch of average guys, and then geeky anime/hentai dorks like me that have 0% chance.

I'm better off if you guys die lol.

Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.

damn LYSergic i wsant even done laughting and you replied again. then MZMorbid came in with the most epic reply of the year ... gold star goes to MZM!!!!!!!!!!!


I mean seriosly I want that quoted in my sig now.

end of the world feminine checklist... cucumber seeds.

Originally posted by Envious

Originally posted by DeepThoughtCriminal
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Hahaha oh dear, you require every other male on the planet to die before you can even have a chance at getting laid? You poor thing.

For every attractive female there are 15 alpha males with perfect bodies after her, a bunch of average guys, and then geeky anime/hentai dorks like me that have 0% chance.

I'm better off if you guys die lol.

well i suggest you start holding your breath!

Originally posted by MzMorbid
I'd grow a patch of cucumbers.

Dang, that's cold

Thankfully, I'm bi, so I'd still have plenty to choose from. Let all the straight women fight over you.

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Go about my business and act like you don't exist, because you men are good for nothing.

Hahahaha, you probably would still end up a virgin in the long run xD S&F though, funny post xD

Lol, I think you just have personality issues because I'm an anime/greek/nerd/gamer whatever else you want but I have a girlfriend who I am extremely happy with, infact never had a problem with getting a girl

Or maybe that is down to me socialising in the outside world too? who knows

Legalize human cloning, using only alpha male with perfect bodies DNA.

I can't believe I actually read through this thread.
My head hurts.