The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

Wow this is hilarious! Every time zone gets their own rapture? [[snip]] That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! Should I leave some wine and crackers on the mantle for santa.. I mean jesUs?? Gonna be another epic religious prophecy fail! Like this fictitious jesus character is just waiting patiently watching his watch ready to strike at the stroke of 6. These people that follow this nutbag have to be borderline retarded to feed into this bs. See yall tomorrow at 6:01

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I always get pissed off every time the rapulation is premature....who wouldn't?

via twitter:
@KingKongBrooks: May 21st isn't the end of the world. Marty Mcfly went to 2012 in the Delorian.

Lol... that #rapture twitter tag is hilarious...

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Only four hours until Jesus starts his World Tour. Look busy!

Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first you're last. #rapture

Pretty sure Harold Camping misunderstood message, which really was from Aliens talking about "capture."

Originally posted by Hijaqd
This is conjecture, I myself can think of some others, but 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die Tomorrow

That last picture made me die a little on the inside. Thanks for confirming my reservation in hell.

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I know what you mean, love how it doesn't need an explanation, sad part is that one kind of makes one want it to truly be the end.

OMG I can't stop laughing! Hands down funniest thread EVER!! Applause mods, applause!!!

Alrighty, I gotta get some sleep. Busy day tomorrow, I'll have to pencil Jesus in for 2012 instead.

You folks on the other side the globe try to keep the spoilers down, I'm eastcoast US.

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Totally agree !! Thank you !! We all forget the world is flat and the universe rotates around the stupid USA... Heads up their back sides !!

This is pure gold:

via twitter
@kjhealy: I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can't console them by saying "Cheer up, it's not the end of the world"

I had an honest concern earlier today.... until I found this!

Less than 3 hrs left for our trans tasman brothers in NZ. If jeebus rocks up acting all tuff n stuff get the All Blacks to do the haka and send him packing!

If you haven't heard this guy yet, he's sounds like droopy dog on meth. He was asked today if he'd refund people on 22 May, he got more P.O.'d than a van-load of Haitians getting egged at the job fair. Yeah people like this end up smoking turds in hell. "Coffee breaks over! Back on your heads!"

NEWSFLASH: A person is smart, people are dumb panicky animals.

"The More You Know".....Rainbow and a Star....

Originally posted by GringoViejo
This is pure gold:

via twitter
@kjhealy: I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can't console them by saying "Cheer up, it's not the end of the world"

Think we have a new winner! That is hucking filarious!!
2nd

Ok, I'm done...

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3 hours till 6PM in eastern Russia, all you Alaskans need to get your binoculars/rifle scopes out and tell us what happens #rapture

Anybody who ever said, "See you in Hell" is gonna regret that promise tonight! #Rapture #Doomsday

@TheBlackRapture: Do not answer the trumpets tomorrow, that's for the white #Rapture. Instead wait for the blown out subs start thumping. That's us.

Originally posted by Mactire

Originally posted by Hijaqd
This is conjecture, I myself can think of some others, but 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die Tomorrow

That last picture made me die a little on the inside. Thanks for confirming my reservation in hell.

edit on 20-5-2011 by Mactire because: (no reason given)

Well schooch on over Mactire I will come sit next to you!

Of course I am the type that broke out into song singing ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.. I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE at the dinner table.

Yeah sure funny in its own right.. but I am MOM and should set a better example for my kids

Everyone, read this

"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste," Rahm Emanuel once said. With great disruption comes great possibility. So tomorrow's supposed "rapture," when the faithful will ascend to heaven, leaving behind the faithless, presents a business opportunity not to be missed.

www.fastcompany.com...

Not too late for some of us!

Had to add maybe Macho Man Savage was the first to be raptured, CAR WRECK MY LEFT TESTICLE!!!! what to soon?

Twitter

@DrewFranklinKSR: I can't wait to see what God drives. I'm thinking a Ford Fusion with whistle tips and a "My Child Is Your Savior" bumper sticker. #rapture

So, no reports of any vanishings yet? Besides the patron saint of sweat and jerky, Randy Savage?

Originally posted by Golithion
Had to add maybe Macho Man Savage was the first to be raptured, CAR WRECK MY LEFT TESTICLE!!!! what to soon?

He was called in just a bit early to back up St Peter at the gates just in case all of us heathens start having second thoughts and storm them.