Worst. Rap. Performance. Ever.

White rapper attempts to rap/play bass guitar and accidentally hits on a guy in the crowd who he mistakes for a girl from the stage.

This is halarious so much props for finding and posting this

LMAO how did he not get boo'd off the stage???

I'm a peaceful man, but I would have thrown my drink at this clown.

Originally posted by SamTGonzalez
White rapper attempts to rap/play bass guitar and accidentally hits on a guy in the crowd who he mistakes for a girl from the stage.

I. Want. To. Punch. The. Living. Crap. Out. Of. That. TERRIBLE. Rapper.

This post doesn't even need a second line....wait...

I would MIRK that fool at a performance on stage.

reply to post by SamTGonzalez


LOOL Our hearts bleed for the try hards.

reply to post by Skate


I'm willing to bet this show wasn't in LA, he would have been jumped for making such a mockery out of Music.

BTW, A comforter pinned around the door works a lot better than towels.

reply to post by SamTGonzalez


Haha I love the beginning where he makes some strange growling sounds to get pumped up or something. And he just mumbles at points where he doesn't know what to say and ends his mumble with a word that rhymes with the previous line. He has a very distinct style: mumble-rap. And when he's like "I see a pretty girl walking....no that's a ****ing dude, WTF?"

I think he was just drunk/stoned out of his mind.

reply to post by TupacShakur


I'm still lmao at the part when he goes

"so bring it back to the crowd
im gonna f---- split the sound
and i don't give a f--- if I just hit my f----- tooth n(ow!)
i dont really give a f--- what happens to myself
because i just want to make sure that y'all havin' fun
...are y'all havin fun?!"

Audience: No!

Where the heck is this at a flea market..people are just strolling by? I don't see a crowd

Originally posted by raiders247
reply to post by Skate

 

I'm willing to bet this show wasn't in LA, he would have been jumped for making such a mockery out of Music.

BTW, A comforter pinned around the door works a lot better than towels.

Bahahaha, if he were in LA, he'd get shut down. If I were in LA, I'd kill that performance and be asked to come again.

The comforter won't work on this door. Tried =\

reply to post by Skate


Gave you a star for the rap battle. This one is just sad though. What is that crazy cracker thinking?

That is all.

Trowa

reply to post by TrowaBarton


I think by his mumbling/slurring of words it's pretty clear that he was just hammered and wanted to try to rap just for the hell of it. But if he was completely sober and honestly believed that he had musical talent, then he just sucks.

Also, "I ain't got time to bleed"- haha, definitely my favorite line in that movie

"are you all having fun?" - "no!"
when the six people in the audience are all laughing, its time go go home.

reply to post by TupacShakur


Yeah I suppose. I feel bad for that bass too. This is the danger of open mic night everyone, or at least I hope this was open mic night. With that large of a crowd it's hard to tell.

Also that line is awesome. Not as good as " son of a bi^ch is dug in deeper than an Alabama tick" imo but more recognizable so I threw it in the signature for awhile. Peace.

That is all

Trowa