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Really Really weird things are happening in Michigan

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posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 07:47 PM
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Times like this when I feel there is only one solution...

To both the door knocking trolls and the ones present and accounted for online!!

Oo





posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 07:49 PM
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Once again, basic and dry humor clash.

Lighten Up? Certainly -- Absolutely no reason to get those costume leotards in an uproar. Seriously, WoW!

What do you call and empty Frankfurter?



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 07:51 PM
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wow..this really weird...

i keep seeing groups of these strangely dressed beings all over the neighborhood...

I'm just going to give them candy and hope that is enough to satisfy there nocturnal cravings...

wish me luck!

Answer; a hollow weeny!
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posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 07:55 PM
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I'll bite.. Only because I picture you smiling when you give me the answer.
2nd line



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 07:58 PM
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I thought it was a little funny... just a little.



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:02 PM
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A Hollow Wienie -- Get It?

Your comment about Akron couldn't be more true. You must have been here or know someone from here -- Devolution At It's Very Best.

Warmest Regards,

t



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:03 PM
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I have it on good authority that these little creatures respond favourably to sweets / candy ... apparently they leave if you give them some ... but for godsake make sure you have a plentiful supply because I don't even want to think of the consequences if you run-out *shudders


Woody



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:03 PM
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Ok so.... w00t w00t.. The thread has a new home. I still see the little demons in the street, but have turned on the emergency spot lights. With the siren blaring, they have stopped coming to the door.

I have claymores set up incase the lights dont scare them.










:: Disclaimer:: No children were or will be hurt in this fictional post.
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posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:07 PM
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Originally posted by EyeHeartBigfoot
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A Hollow Wienie -- Get It?

Oo

Oh dear.... Ohhhh dear....

edit on 31/10/2010 by badw0lf because: quotes in the right places bad...



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:08 PM
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Did they say "trick or treat"? If so, all is fine. It's Halloween. Just be glad they didn't throw toilet paper all over your yard or light a bag of dog poop on your porch.



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:09 PM
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I am from Michigan and have been through Akron several times. I am glad to see you are smiling...

Don't worry, your not missing a thing up here in Michigan.



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:12 PM
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They did! ... But it was muffled.. Kinda weird if you ask me.. But all is well... A claymore got the last one willing to charge the house... Now they have red and blue flash lights with sirens and they are yelling "Come out of the house" .. They won't fool me.
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posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:12 PM
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Classic Response.

You made the "joke?" actually funny.

Tanx



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:14 PM
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They're really zombies! What out or they'll eat your brains.



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:15 PM
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The same thing just happened to me after I read this. I was freaked out that they would keep messing with me......so i grabbed the one dressed as a fireman and threw him in the closet.....he is screaming, and saying "i want my mommy!" I'm sure it's just a ploy for me to let him out so he can let his little demon friends in and do horrible things to me.....probably black-eyed kids that I've been reading about.



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:18 PM
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Don't worry, your not missing a thing up here in Michigan.


Not True, Parents from Ann Arbor & Saline. Sister #1 Born in ??City??, Michigan and #2 Garden City. Family have cottages at Zukie Lake and at Higgins Lake.

I guess I was miffed at your OP Title thinking that Bo had rolled over in his grave so hard he awoke an undead army of football coaches to help your Wolverines and Spartans.

Dang!

Whole Family is BLUE except moi, I am both a Buckeye and a Zip.

Cheers,

t
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edit on 10/31/2010 by EyeHeartBigfoot because: clarification



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:34 PM
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The demons are out to get your soul!! Don't let them get you!! Just give them candy and they'll go away



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 08:56 PM
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Ok..... They are starting to get really convincing.. Now they are saying they are the state police. They even have little outfits to make it believable. They almost had me buying their story when the tear gas came breaking through the windows...

I olny wanted to save the last 4 inches of candy in the bowl for myself....



posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 09:47 PM
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Ha Ha, very funny.
You actually had me going all the way up until I read witch and Harry Potter.
Happy halloween



posted on Nov, 1 2010 @ 01:57 AM
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I wonder if this phenomen is related to one I experienced last night & tonight. Clubs and bars are full of creatures that seem to mimic normal costumes but .... in a very slutty fashion. Dorothy from wizard of oz but with a tiny skirt & garters! A Slutty nun, oh my! Slutty little red riding hood! Is this part of TPTB's efort to make TSHTF? TEOTWAWKI? WTF!?!



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