Hello and Good Day, I am a figment of your imagination.

Hello to all! I just wanted to introduce myself and tell you who I am and what I am about. You see I am utterly retarded and have little to no academic education, as I dropped out at 15 and decided to experience the slave-labor lifestyle that we have all been born and bred to believe in. I lied about my age (so dont trust anything I say) to get into manufacturing at the wise old age of 16 and went so far as to refuse career opportunities to remain a "professional temp" so I could see what was out there and what I wanted to do.

I have had over 30 jobs and while some proved fairly lucrative none proved to be satisfying. You see, I am dumb as a box of rocks and I cannot seem to comprehend laboring to make others rich or even the concept of money. I seem to be most comfortable in a sewage tunnel, hijacking OC-256 lines and self-educating in the sea of delluded minds and propaganda that is the current information age.

I know, I am such a loser. Its sad really that for over 2 decades I have been using computers of all levels and calibers, programming and designing, decompiling and developing only to become an outcast and a burden to society. I find it rather disturbing really that anyone even acknowledges my existence as I myself cannot seem to grasp my own reality of "thats just the way it is" and accept it.

I havn't watched TV in well over a decade, I get my information from tons of research and massive perusal of exploits and backdoors of Windows® systems to feed my hunger of knowledge and "going ons" in the world we live in, relieving others of their knowledge the world over in IRC chats and forums of auspicious topics, so I have little to no social skills and I cant really communicate much with laymen.

I apologize in advance if I come across as arrogant or seemingly void of all social skill as I have lived in a tunnel for nearly 2 decades and have little to no knowledge of what people today deem to be right or wrong. Last I knew if you worked really hard making corporations rich you got raises and growth opportunities and could buy a house with a white picket fence, a dog and have a bunch of kids and you were looked upon as a good person, a contributor to society.

It appears those days are gone and have passed me by as all I see is a struggle to survive, mutants brainwashed by television and mainstream media and a slave-labor workforce whose jobs (and property) are being sold to the highest bidder as fast as the pipes can send the funds.

Its sad really that I never jumped on that bandwagon, to be a part of the social networks and society as a whole. I really am about as smart as an ethiopian on crack and have little to no desire to please anyone or make money to any degree. I am and always wil be a bum, much like my dad. He rode the rails and saw America, lived by no rules and never had anything to lose.

I too am a bum except I travel by light-pipes and copper-connects, eluding and evading all interactions with government and police forces as I can while monitoring them and their intentions. My daily goals are to learn more than I did the day before and to ever evolve into the best I can be within this time and body.

As I said, I am utterly retarded and suffer massive mentality issues as I am not part of the social structures most people are. I am blind to all things related to religion, opinion, politics and socialism that drives the people of today. I am really sorry Im not a contributor to the infrastructures of the world, as each and every day I find more and more wrong with the workings of what most call "todays world".

Millions of people whom have lived a life of servitude to obtain whats deemed "a good life" and a sense of being "well off" have lost their homes and their jobs, their cars and their food supply while I have greedily lived off bare minimums and made my own way from the fruits of the land.

So here I am, the king of losers. Uneducated, unskilled and always observing and learning. Please forgive me?

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hi?

Excellent introduction...well, except for the Ethiopian on crack part. Everybody knows they can't afford that.

Welcome to ATS, you'll fit right in!

Nice to meet you!!I to have no use for money or making it i slide through life with no cares my problem is i know to much.I have not watched television in 2 years and get my info off the computer.Sometimes i really wish i wouldnt of went down the rabbit hole and learned what i have.I see no point in working to make someone else rich and for what mabe 20 hr which it would all go to house payments and # i dont need anyway.I am really looking forward to the collapse of this planet.I live in the middle of nowhere and am very self reliant.I joined the military at 21 and was wounded for life and for what ?oil,my views then were different i wanted to kick ass and take names but after experiencing war my views changed 180 degrees.I have had to distance myself from society for fear of killing someone,I have no more patients with people who are asleep but like i said in a way i wish i could get amnesia and forget what i know is really going on in the world.I feel ya brother..peace

lol, hilarious.
I thought it was well written too.
Maybe your little poem there was more about you being lonely than being a loser.

I think you'll like it here, and i look forward to reading your posts. Maybe one day, if it's early in the day, we can converse about how little we know.

reply to post by OzWeatherman


Hello Mr OzWeatherman! I have read some of your posts in the past and found them informative and sometimes humorous. Thank you for your contributions. Very nice to exchange words with you (and all others whom post).

I hope life is treating you fairly and you are doing fine.

Til next time we exchange words again, I bid you fare well.

ThinkOutside...

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Hi! S & F (when I can find a star that is).

You are hilarious and you have made my day.

What a great writer!

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


Thankyou

And welcome to ATS mate

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


Not bad for an introduction. Pretty clever way of writing by the way. Hopefully you'll let us in on how you manage to survive without society in more detail, as you claim.

Anyway, i am not a "veteran" or the most intelligent/knowledgeable person around here, but I am sure I could probably stand my ground in some debates.
hopefully we'll see you often in these boards, and I hope you contribute as much as possible.

Welcome to ATS!

reply to post by heyo


Hello heyo! Ive actually been lurking here for about 10 years, back when ATS and NACIA (North American Conspiracy Investigation Agency) were the top 2 conspiracy searches on the net (sometime around 1998).

Thank you for your welcome and I am quite pleased to be contributing to the discussions, I just hope my insight can be of value to those whom take it as such and not merely a comment or a lecture (as I often do, im working on that).

There are a select few members here that have piqued my interest and I seek to exchange more dialogue with them. I dont always feel it is adequate to post however as I am sometimes reacting out of pure emotion rather than logic so I choose simply to take the experience of the thread and analyze it as not to embed a poor sense of self-programming into my current design.

Does that make sense to you? Remember, I am ever-evolving and seek to debug the bad code and replace it with optimized and efficient, more properly designed "code" to ensure my developmental process proceeds as engineered. Sorry if I lost you (or anyone else in the techno-geek terminology). I dream in digital so I often perceive organics in a machine-like state. Sorry for that!

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


I always react out of pure emotion - even though I have a degree in logic.

Work that out - I can't.

You are a writer aren't you? If not, you should be.

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


I often think it's a bad idea to post too but i usually end up doing it anyways. It is good that you've found some likeminded people and good luck.
also remember that sarcasm doesn't translate well over the net...my biggest hurdle.
aaaaaanyways, have fun 'round here.

reply to post by newworld


Thank you for the reply and I must follow up on this. It really isnt that difficult when you undestand that our ancestors did it out of neccessity. The problems arise when authority figures get involved. They dont take kindly to you gunning down stray cats with airguns or the occasional squirrel, possum, racoon or rabbit from a neighboring yard (heh).

When you consider the fact that it costs $7-$10 for a crappy round steak at the store, laden with nitrites and other preservatives its really fairly trivial to calculate the costs of pellets versus fresh "clean" meat that is running astray on the streets and in the fields. I cook up a mean cat stew and the squirrel and racoon are nothing to scoff at hah hah!

Tesla was creating free energy back in the late 1800's and a little research and the proper "connections" can yield great results. Considering that "magnetics" is the foundation of life (see Flower of Life and Ed Leedskalnin for further study into what I call "Creation Force") it becomes pretty clear that important information is being held back from us in the interests of those seeking money and power.

In reality, free energy is as real as water and air and is the binding force of all matter, so its just a "matter" of finding and harnessing it in the proper methods to be accessible and usable.

Originally posted by spellbound
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You are a writer aren't you? If not, you should be.

No sadly, I am not (though I often have interesting ideas that would take a novel to procure) I find myself losing pace with my own mind when trying to place into proper paragraphs and words, just what it is I am trying to convey.

In other words, the typing and writing cannot keep pace with the thought-train. I also find that I am the equivalent to Ben Stein when it comes to lecturing those whom partake in my verbal storytelling. I bore them to death and put had/add people to sleep. Even amongst science circles I often find my detail and span to be too far reaching and overwhelming for most to take seriously for long.

Besides, I have learned so much and uncovered so many things, its very difficult for even the most seasoned scientist to follow along with what I am conveying. Most problems arise out of their own academic schooling and mind-set versus their humbleness to accept that some (though very few) people have actually learned more than they could ever retain or even understand. There arent many Teslas in the world today and the few there are know well enough to remain underground. Consider me a fool for stepping outside the guidelines.

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


OK,

Get your ideas written down or spoken and send them to me - I can write them for you.

OK? You and I will rule the world!

I wish I could star this thread because I really liked it.

The feelings the author expresses are right on.

Personally Im disgusted by the world today and computers are the perfect hiding place from it.


[edit on 5-9-2009 by Copernicus]

reply to post by spellbound


Well if you think you can keep up, perhaps thats an option we could persue, if nothing else simply to spread the knowledge I/we have obtained. You arent in this for profit are you? Heh.

You must understand too, that I have experienced knowledge and have physical evidence that most everyone on this site would damn near die to have. I probably shouldnt have said that but the facts are that I have documents and images of elements that form the backbone of this forum and entire site and they came to me via decades of skill and self-education, exploitation of weak systems and massive research beyond common standards.

To simplify the best I can, all computers operate off a 0 and 1 system and despite the security you implement short of full disconnection from a lan environment, every single electronic device can be manipulated with the proper understanding and "leverage".

Electrical impulses alone determine whether or not a transistor is in a state of on or off and all data is processed as a string of 0's or 1's so by simply manipulating the impulses we can override entire operating systems and attack directly the hardware. One who controls the hardware is essentially the operating system in itself, and thus can determine what is being sent or received and how.

This isnt a lesson in massively low level hardware hacking but rather an insight into how every electronic component can be exploited and manipulated. Even 256 bit encryption stands no chance when it in itself is encrypted at the cpu level. Even packet monitoring software cannot adequately track and diagnose "power-on" signals coming from a lan card, it instead looks for specific packet forming and acts upon that.

In short, if a cpu has power feeding into it, that power can be manipulated via instruction sets as if an operating sytem were calling it to do so. Using this very old-school technique one can completely and utterly control every aspect of the processor and force it to do their bidding, all while sending null op codes to the operating system (which Windows® simply ignores the errors or you would get crashes every 5 seconds) thus allowing entirely transparent control of the hardware.

Todays viruses are a joke and merely little programs attempting to do undocumented things with the operating system but they are causing severe identity theft and ddos damage to mission critical systems on unwitting victims, almost soley because windows® is such a junk-ware system meant specifically to sell and look pretty.

The bottom line is, even the greatest of operating systems really means nothing when you can control the hardware itself directly. Which is exactly how certain ultra high level documents are obtained.

I will go no further into this subject so please dont ask.

Sorry for getting off topic.

reply to post by ThinkOutsideTheBuns


Hey, whatever,

You are a brilliant creator of ideas and I am a good writer.

Let's go!

Welcome to wherever you are

Yer, im going to echo (echo,echo,echo) what everyone else is saying, very nice introduction.

I look forward to reading more of your rambles in the future.

Hold the fort down, will ya? Im going to get some milk......

Peace.