ATS Bumper Stickers!

I know you creative folks can come up with some catchy bumper sticker slogans with ATS or BTS themes, so feel free to post them here. Just keep T and C rules in mind. Have Fun!

ATS, never heard of it!

Expose the truth before they......arghh arghhhh.....


I am NOT paranoid....Who have you been talking to?!?!


ATS. Yet another alphabet organisation you never know what to believe.




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What tin hat?

Unprobed since '89

Been probed, no call back.

Little green? No way, they all gray!

Honk the horn again, I'll sick Sasquatch on ya!

Connect the dots... Greenpeace, Mulsims, George Bush! It's all there!

No conspiracy? You must work for the government.

I forgot my tin hat and now the Illuminati are driving.
And flicking you off.

No speeding tickets please, I'm a member. -ATS

Planet X is coming! Who needs a liscense?

Road ways are a conspiracy, I stick to the sidewalk.
No, it's perfectly sane to believe the dragonflies are out to get you.

The Earth is Sideways- As seen on ATS.

I brake for Nibiru.

Ignorance? What's that?

Proud to be a sheeple.

There's a government in my GPS.

Aliens, it's whats for supper!

ATS- Google the conspiracy.

Admitedly, I think I may have seen some of these.
And to be brutally honest.... I was just being random. Oh jeeze... This is fun.

[edit on 16-7-2008 by RuneSpider]

I was going to post a few ideas but my mind just went blank on me. It's the stress, I tell ya. Anyway, pretty good so far, keep it up! I'll post a few as soon as I remember what I was thinking of earlier.

Created by the Annunki, powered by gas.

Bush out '08! (Four years tolate)

FInd out what won't happen tommorrow! -ATS

Illuminati who?

Aliens are a product of your camera's imaginations.

There are no such things as camera blurs.

Born to Ascend, forced to work.

We put the revel in *censored for you protection*

I brake for the Three Amigos.

I saw Atantis on Google Earth.

ATS- It IS the shiny thing.

Honk at me and I'll share the secret of your existance, you bastard.

Watch for low flying aliens.

Titor '05, '06, '07. '08...

Nibiru '98, '99, '00, '01, '02, '03, '11, '12

Zetatalks.... but we never listen.

She's a medium. I'm medium rare.

Illuminati? Me? Never. You?

I tohught I was crazy until I started talking to myself.

Some people call it road rage, I call it mind control.

[edit on 16-7-2008 by RuneSpider]

Aliens, the other gray meat!

Area 51 or bust

Planes cause two huge office towers to collapse straight down. RIIIGHT!

ATS The truth is in here!

ATSNN Beyond the headlines!

ATS Mix. Yes these guys are crazy, but they just might be on to something!

ATS what do the hijackers of 911 and the bush administration have in common?

Good one OP!

I think the staff should have a contest! Winner get's 10,000 BTS points and gets his bumper sticker produced. I'd buy one and I know another person or two who would too!

Well, if the staff want to make a contest I will make some bumper stickers for the winners. That is, if they are not too paranoid to send me thier addresses. Some good ones so far!

edit to add:
They would be the magnetic ones, not the sticky kind

[edit on 16-7-2008 by raven bombshell]

edited again to add
Rune is winning, BTW (but you said the bword shhhhh)

[edit on 16-7-2008 by raven bombshell]

BTS. Big Time Soap Opera.

BTS...The Lighter Side of the Dark Side


Rush

ATS:::Honk if you've got proof :::ATS

ATS::: Doubt me now ...Debunk me later :::ATS

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME !!!!

ATS::: GOT FOIL ?:::ATS

Honk ...if you have an alien in your trunk

* I break for E.B.E's *


[edit on 17-7-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]

ATS where the Lord chats ! (I had to do this, it just worked for me..Z)

ATS where 'toes' really matter!

ATS - Get the point - ATS

Save Yourself - Worship ATS

ATS where its AT

Home aways from home...
ATS

There's no place like home
ATS
except Emerald City which we know is real
cause ATS has the evidence

I believe, I believe
ATS

ATS the real NWO

Innocent and we have proof
ATS

I'm innocent, It was the one armed man...
ATS

Change your world, join
ATS & BTS

ATS where friends and enemys
meet for fun

The members at ATS are truly Alien

Whats the point...?
ATS

The truth is here... ATS

ATS where the good lookin
smart women hang out

N.I.B.I.R.U.

N.ow
I.diots
B.elieve
I.n
R.idiculous
U.ntruths


Was that too far?!?!? I couldn't help mself...The Annunaki made me do it

BTS even Jedis can get a date

ATS... Oh yea we went there!

Got Conspiracy? ATS

reply to post by whatukno


tsk tsk...wrong but that is why I like it

Are you an alien? Come to ATS.

Gave an alien the good news? Come to ATS

Caught an alien? That's right come to ATS, remember don't post any pictures or proof, keep that thread nice, long and confusing.

Have alien relationship problems? Come to ATS.

Had a date with Natalie Portman? Come to ATS

Do you have superpowers? are you a reptilian? are you from the future? are you a computer AI? Then come to ATS! No need for proof, just keep that thread nice, long and confusing.

Do you hate bush? Then come to ATS!

Do you love war? Then come to ATS!

Do you want the world to end!? Then come to ATS!

2012?? ATS!

Hotdog microwave, phone wire, time travel experiments!? ATS!


[edit on 17-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]

BTS. Full of undercover freaks. (Yes, THOSE kinds of freaks. )

ATS. Home of the World Heavy Weight Intergalactic Champion. (wassup dan tanna :how

BTS. Where haters run rampant.

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ATS. Where an ignore button keeps you safe from suffering a verbal asswhooping.