Fight Club Pub.

Fine. I'll take over then.

"Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until... whoo... a clown pops out. Then you laugh, the FCP kids laugh, Sdog laughs, and I die a little more inside."

Double post to reveal posting at the same time!

EDIT TO ADD:

And if it is to be like that...

"For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny."

[edit on 4-3-2009 by TheWayISeeIt]

reply to post by TheWayISeeIt


Very funny ...

LOL!!

Good Morning FCP SDog, you've made me laugh so much this morning, I refrained from drinking my tea until I was sure the madness was on pause.


- Carrot

reply to post by CA_Orot


Ok, I'll stop now.

But TWISI wanted more ...

... and you know when TWISI wants something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Ok, I'll stop now

No need to I'm enjoying the comedy!

And well, if TWISI wants more...then my god you should give her more...

- Carrot

18 15,18,16,22 21,26,14,18,15,2 20,6,2 7,12,12 23,12,20!!!!!!!!

Helloooo...

Where did everyone go?



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Well, I guess I'll just have to nurse this little bottle all by myself.

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Im here.....IM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me some of that.....

reply to post by OzWeatherman


Absolutely!

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Bottoms up!

Edit to add:
What happened to my beautiful little tequila shot?



Oz, just take a swig straight from the bottle.

[edit on 3/4/2009 by maria_stardust]

reply to post by maria_stardust


maria, oz ...

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Should have known that by posting a bottle of booze, a dog bearing a martini glass would eventually show up.

reply to post by maria_stardust


I don't have to use the glass.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Unless you intend to swig straight from the bottle, BTW you're more than welcome to, I imagine it would be tedious even for someone of your immense talents to lug around a toilet bowl as a vessel from which to drink.

reply to post by maria_stardust


We've already taken care of this for our trip.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Brilliant! I'm sure you'll get great mileage out of that thing.

By the way, if you guys swing through Houston, give me a shout. It'd be great to meet up with the three of you.

morning pub

do we got any tea?
*looks around*

hmm i can.t see anything
where is the kitchen?

Hey everyone! Sorry about my MIA status, but I had to leave the country and haven't really had any peace of mind until now (I'm back). I'm aware that sounds vaguely criminal But I assure you it wasn't! Anyhow, I should be more active from now on, and I'm happy to be back in the pub.

Good morning orange, the kitchen is, um, "right over there". See? Anyway I've made you a cup of tea, Darjeeling, right?



I've left you to put the milk in this time, so you can get it right...


Oscitate, welcome back!



Anyone else getting anxious for round two?


Edit: *Covers the collapsed Maria, Oz, and Schro with blankets, and begins collecting the dozens of empty shot glasses.*



[edit on March 5th 2009 by Ian McLean]

Good morning all!

I did like the idea of that porta-potty, so much more environmentally friendly than aerosol freshners. We should all have them, though I imagine it would add conisderably to traffic jams, but as long as its electric the emmissions should be reduced.

I was at a concert last night The X-Factor Tour 2009 (for those across the pond that's the original American Idol) I boggied and drank until my legs are so sore I can't hear my liver scream anymore.

I'm now enjoying a breakfast of coffee and a fresh bowl of Mellow Virginia in my pipe - any other pipe smokers here?

Thanks for your u2u Orange, am about to reply