Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table

Originally posted by Alxandro
Oh geez, that's is really sick.


Don't be surprised if the table ends up on eBay at some point.

I wonder how it would be marketed:

A. The greatest xxxcking table in the world

B. A xxcked table. Or One seriously xxcked table

C. This table as been xxcked before

D. Genuinely table xxxcked table with dove tail extension

Feel free to add to this list of marketing slogans

Originally posted by dk3000

Originally posted by Alxandro
Oh geez, that's is really sick.


Don't be surprised if the table ends up on eBay at some point.

I wonder how it would be marketed:

A. The greatest xxxcking table in the world

B. A xxcked table. Or One seriously xxcked table

C. This table as been xxcked before

D. Genuinely table xxxcked table with dove tail extension

Feel free to add to this list of marketing slogans

I only hope he didn't go against the grain.

anything else would be painful.