Robin Williams Plan for Peace and Illegal immigration

I got a kick out of this whether or not I agree or disagree I thought it was funny so I am passing it along..It has to do with a skit comedian Robin Williams did regarding US political issues...



Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, s tarting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10 ) All Amer icans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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Respectfully
GEO

Sounds about like the plan I had in mind..

Isolationism is America's Answer

[edit on 20-12-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Nice post I love it! Star for you for the Entertainment value of the read!
Mr williams makes some good points in there.

I think this has been making the rounds on the internet (mostly through emails) for a few years now.

Whether it's genuinely by Williams is hard to say... there was a similar one attributed to John Cleese (of Monty Python fame) regarding the revocation of the American Declaration of Independence. You can read it here along with a bit of background information - the 'Robin Williams plan' seems to be written in a similar style, so it's possible they're both just variants of an email chain letter.

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Agreed I believe it has been around for a while but I received it again and thought I would post it,,

John Cleese another great I love Monty Python something that many of my friends don't get (it is America you know) but very funny stuff..

Respectfully
GEO

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Good find.

Let's vote for Robin Williams at the President then. He gets straight to the point without the usual political bull corn.

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Though I am sure that it was meant to be funny there is not much there that I disagree with. I think America needs to start worrying strictly about America and let the rest of the world go to hell. Let everyone else worry about their own domestic problems and let's start worrying about only ours. If we put the money back into our own country that we give away to other countries we would live in a self reliant paradise.


[edit on 28-12-2007 by GKHaley]

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GKHaley, your view is so similar to my own that I think we may be related.