Your best defense against a grey.

So you sneak up behind a lone grey, he stands there, seemingly lost. He suddenly detected you and turns around, before he uses his mind-control techniques, what will you do?

1. RUN LIKE HELL.
2. Butt-head it.
3. Think of your most grossest thoughts to gross him out.
4. Pull out your glock and blows his brain out.
5. Make friends with him.

If your the won who snook up on him, wouldn't that make you the attacker and not the defender? Just seems your title is a bit misleading...

Personally, I would show him the sign and say, "ET phone home?". Actually, I don't really know what I would do, ask him if he's lost? That is if he is "seemingly lost" as you describe. Or, maybe I should ask "ET need to phone home?".

lol So, I guess I would go with 5. Make friends with him. That is unleash he responds violently after one of the above comments, then I would go with a 1 or a 2 or a combination of both.

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Something close to number 2 - I would get the grey in a nice and tight headlock, drop him to the ground and get him in a good grapple. Then, I'd likely set him up for a small package or maybe a piledriver.

Can't mind control me while I'm pounding the snot out of 'im. Plus, I get mindless when I wrestle, so he'd have nothing to control

Install an extra butt-hole, that way he will get confused when it comes to probing time, have a hissy fit and go mutilate some cattle instead.

First thing I'd do is whip out my camera and take like a million pictures.
no chance I'd be letting that shot get away!
even if it would just be to post it here so you can all scream cgi..
THEN I may or may not run like hell, depends what he does first.

So many troll posts its not even funny...

Originally posted by JimmyBlonde
Install an extra butt-hole,

ROFL

What is it with these aliens and probing? You fly 100 million light years just to stick a probe in some guys bum? Wow that was a great trip dad can we go home now?

I always like to keep reptilian close on hand for they fear them.

What would a lab rat say to another lab rat about fighting humans…you get the picture?.

ROFL

What is it with these aliens and probing? You fly 100 million light years just to stick a probe in some guys bum? Wow that was a great trip dad can we go home now?

Yet they DO probe.

We have things they want...

Like cows have milk we want, unfortunately in that way...


Mano-a-mano, human fighting a grey is like gorilla fighting human, those weak alien are nothing physically. I'm getting pissed thinking about their secretive an manipulative ways that's why I made this thread.

I'll stick with the old duck and cover.

Hahahahah, about a week ago I saw that exact drawing in a school textbook in Geography, we were finding out what to do in an Earthquake.

Anyways, I would make friends with it then have a rid in its spaceship.

Personally I'd go with option #6, poke it in the eyes. They are a massive target, and I think debilitating a gray with one finger has a certain appeal to it.

I would try to ask him some little questions.

I would do 5, then i would proceed to do 4.

#6 ask him what hood hes from to confuse and startle him before he realizes hes surrounded and its a long run back to his star system then wed jack his ship take it to a pawn shop

I would choose #4, those Grey scumbags are trying to take over our planet. they will not succeed.

Noone knows exactly what they're capable of, but they sure know what we can do.
I'd treat it like anyone else else, and Chuck Liddell it.

Originally posted by Meatclown
I would do 5, then i would proceed to do 4.

LOL! I think it will see through you. Those things are devious, and much cunning so proceed with caution.

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do in such situation...

Originally posted by chickeneater

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do in such situation...

Roundhouse, punch, block, roundhouse, roundhouse, roundhouse, roundhouse.

Always keep someone with you who you know to be a slower runner.