Hail, greetings and well met...yada yada yada

I'm the right wing Christian conservative lunatic that your left wing bed wetting mother warned you about!

Cheers,

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Machine

well hello i guess enjoy

Salutations!
Welcome to ATS machine!!!
I pray you enjoy your time here.

Peace and Love to all who love our Lord,
- Tass

I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm the self-inflicted, punk detonator.
Yeah, I'm the one invented, twisted animator.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
starter... starter... starter...




welcome

Hey there! I'm a middle-ground, basic non-believer with denial syndrome and a lust for power kiting.

I'm sure we will disagree on everything!

Hello and welcome to the board.

Hold on....hold on....

You're a Christian conservative, but you greet like a medieval gamer...(Forgotten Realms in D&D to be exact...) so what are you tryin' to pull...

Welcome....and well met...

wouldest thou direct me to the privy, I havent been there for a fortnight
sorry couldnt resist

my mother didnt wet the bed and if you talk to me long enuff i might just smooth out your lunatic conservative christian ways!!!!!

We have already met, but as CEO of the newb help line, you can U2U me with regards, concerns, questions, or comments

-wD

Welcome!

Help me see the error of my right thinking ways. I need a good left winger to bend me back into shape!


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Machine