Rusty old UFO…

Tara was looking at this UFO asking Leslie many questions, “hey girl” Tara yelled “why is this UFO in our back yard so rusty?” Leslie yelled back “Stop calling me girl, I told you this old UFO tried to land on Noah’s Ark in 275 CE, the alien was having a beer and missed the Ark and landed it in the sea.”

Somehow this old junker floated and floated until all the water was sucked in to the earth and it quit raining. For most of their life the two girls Tara and Leslie had dreams about flying this old thing. The UFO has been rusting in their back yard for thousands of years. They even started planting flowers around it for the horses to eat. (Do horses really eat flowers)

One day in 2023 Tara decided to have her birthday inside the old rusted UFO. She yelled at Leslie “HER GIRL, bring out the gallon of vodka and some glasses, I want my birthday inside the UFO!” Leslie was freaked out 😱. She yelled to Tara, “girl, we have never been in that old rust bucket and I am scared but ok let’s go in, If I drink enough I won’t even know where I am at!”

The girls did 17.5 shots each. 🤪 They were wasted. They pried the door open with a rusty crow bar. As the door opened all they could see is beautiful stars and space. It like they were seeing the galaxy from 17.5 light years away. The UFO was so beautiful inside. Like a scene from doctor Who!

As the girls entered the UFO Wyatt Earp took them home to 1878. They were never seen again…

I could not resist looking.

a reply to: JJproductions

where did the inspiration for this come from?

a reply to: JJproductions

Terrific JJ. thank you.

Yeah, they are leaving and we are free.

a reply to: QRST4D

It came from something I saw, it was posted in a news story. I can’t post the link here because my name is in it. Thank you for reading!

It’s also about the The First “Flying Saucer” in 1878

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

Thank you kindly!

a reply to: JJproductions

NIce one, JJ. I like how the events traverse time... 1878, ufo sighting in Denison...

a reply to: Encia22

Oh wow, you got the story. The First “Flying Saucer”

Thank you kindly for reading this!

a reply to: JJproductions

I'm sure glad Encia22 got it.

I spent hours looking through old photos trying to find those two girls.
Just couldn't believe they had never been seen again.

a reply to: FullHeathen

Ohhhhhhh nooooooo I forgot to add the girls are aliens too! Lol

a reply to: JJproductions

Really old aliens? Like kicking around since 275 CE?

a reply to: FullHeathen

Haha yes! Old!