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Playing checkers with a goat…

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posted on Sep, 18 2023 @ 10:29 PM
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Silly old goat you can’t resign, I just triple jumped your king and I will do it again. Jezebel the goat slammed down Billy onto the checker board with force. She cried and sang ninny tunes because she lost.

With wild hair Jezebel decided she would reach kings row. Hahahaha laughed the kings, old goat go to the moat and ride a boat. Jezebel decided to crown everyone, Including Billy the beast! Billy was an old stud from the west with 422 kids.

Good ol Billy captured every man on the board and did a quadruple jump making him number one. He even ate all the pie that forced the checker table to collapse.

Jezebel being a good girl went to potty some steam into the cold weather, as it turns out I loved playing checkers with a goat. Shall we try chess…




posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 05:17 AM
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a reply to: JJproductions

Surreal, but nice!




posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 05:56 AM
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Shall we try chess…


Dude, just WTF is wrong with you? What happens in the pig pen stays in the pig pen! Same with the barn yard!



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 06:43 AM
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a reply to: Encia22

Haha, thank you!



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 06:45 AM
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a reply to: Waterglass

I heard you tried Vegas but that did not workout!
The llama turned into a spitting camel.
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posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 07:55 AM
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a reply to: JJproductions

Why do I like it, because even after the 3rd read I can't make head nor tails and all meta language totaly escapes my understanding.

Now do chess with a giraffe...



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: Terpene

Lol, I think a giraffe can play basketball and frisbee. I am going to call Geoff from Toys R Us to ask him about chess! He retired so I am sure if he plays he can make some time!



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 10:59 AM
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a reply to: JJproductions

Rosie ate everything but somehow Jezebel refrained.

I really like the visual of "some steam into the cold weather"
for some reason it's pleasant.



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 11:55 AM
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a reply to: pthena

Yes, lol. Pleasant for her!



posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 02:06 PM
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a reply to: JJproductions

Don't know about Vegas but ever have yum yum with yer girl in the back of a pickup truck bed as it goes through a car wash. That's both wash and wax with a blow dry.

Lamas smell worse than sheet and male goats are always 24 / 7 horney.

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posted on Sep, 19 2023 @ 02:39 PM
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a reply to: Waterglass

Must be a new checkers game!
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posted on Sep, 20 2023 @ 09:18 AM
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a reply to: JJproductions

How bout Chess?



posted on Sep, 20 2023 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: Waterglass

That’s next!



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