Wanted: A Politician With Big Ears

I need your help, ATS.

I am looking for a politician, someone who could conceivably win a Presidential election. This man (yes, it has to be male) should be heavyset to some degree and have big ears. He doesn't have to be prominent now, just have the possibility of becoming President in the near future.

I don't care if he is Republican, Democrat, or Martian Activist Party. That is irrelevant.

Yes, I know this sounds weird. Sorry, but I can't explain further. I've looked and looked at various political figures, but so far no one has stood out. There are some pretty well-informed people on this site, and maybe a fresh set of eyes will solve my dilemma. I have considered Trump, but his ears are not that big or prominent.

Just play along, OK?

TheRedneck

a reply to: TheRedneck

Something like Ross Perot?

That guy was a miniature elephant!

Hilarious and wicked smart too.

a reply to: TheRedneck

DB?

Jk.


This sounds intriguing...wish you could share more.

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

I 'member.

That's who came to mind.

But I think we can do larger

a reply to: TheRedneck

Are you suggesting only a pachyderm 🐘 is qualified to be president?
They've also got big noses to shove into the business of others just trying to harvest peanuts for the greater good.


Egg producers forget they are consumers as well

Sorry Red, Ross Perot died in 2019

a reply to: chris_stibrany

Well I just did a google image search for "Poltician with the biggest ears" and the results were disappointing to say the least.

None fit Rednecks specifications, so we're gonna have to find a regular American who fits the bill and wants the job.

Any sightings around your area?

I'll be on the look out around here.

If I see him, I'll tell him he needs to run for President.

a reply to: TheRedneck
I think you need Emperor Ming. Well if you're silly with your question I'll give you a silly answer. Your OP is a statistic impossibility, ie, A politician who will listen??? Never. But if you want someone with big ears look no further than in the UK. The royal imposter pretending to be King Charles(he aint my king) but he's as nutty as a fruit cake and he shouldn't have the power to run a model train set. Sorry.

a reply to: TheRedneck

I would suggest LBJ but I think he's been dead for a while ...



Cheers

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Something like Ross Perot?

Hahaha! Yeah, those ears would have fit the bill. Too bad he's dead.

I figure it must be someone who is fairly unknown on the national stage at this time. Maybe a prominent local politician ready to be catapulted to stardom? Remember, Barack Obama seemingly appeared out of nowhere; no one considered Trump as serious politically until well after he announced his candidacy either.

TheRedneck

Does Chris Christie have big ears?

I thought he was going to throw his hat in the ring?

Not overly large, I guess, after looking at pics.

a reply to: crayzeed

It might sound silly, but it's really not as silly as it sounds.

Big man, big ears, President of the USA, probably within a few years... a decade at most.

TheRedneck

a reply to: TheRedneck

Quark for President! Make America Profitable Again!

I realize he may not be eligible because he's an alien, but perhaps some accommodations could be made? Say, five bars of gold pressed latinum?

Besides, I really like his "No Clothed Females" policy.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

No hostility against Ferengi or anything, but I'm kinda freakin' broke and not very good with finances.

Frugal as all get out, but strugglign to keep up with the rising cost of living.

Money is great and all, I just don't have any.

a reply to: TheRedneck

Obama.

Law would have to be modified to allow him to be the de jure president again.

Cheers

a reply to: TheRedneck

Well he may be a man, big, and with big ears, but he is likely to have a big ego, and a bigger desire for fame and fortune than actually making the differences we need in this country from a President.

Many feel that the voting system is rigged, and fear their vote does not count.

They may be right, but it is not at the voting booth where the rigging takes place. The rigging takes place before the candidate even makes it to the ballot.

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

As President, Quark will make the Rules of Acquisition mandatory reading in grades K - 12. You may not be wealthy, but your children will have a chance.

originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: crayzeed

It might sound silly, but it's really not as silly as it sounds.

Big man, big ears, President of the USA, probably within a few years... a decade at most.

TheRedneck

Oh my god!!!! I hope you don't have guns cos you're going nuts. The man hugs and talks to trees. But then again a lot of you voted for Biden so sanity is in short supply there.

a reply to: TheRedneck

How heavyset, is heavy set?
Fat?
Chubby?
Big boned XD

Current male Governors that have dumbo ears are:
Lamont of Connecticut
DeSantis of Florida
Little of Idaho
Green of Hawaii-he's pretty plump
Pritzker of Illinois-he's downright obese

I bet the list of senators that fit the bill would be even longer.