Just wanted to tell a joke

Heeeeyyyy yoooooouuu guuuuuyyyyysssss!


What did the bee do when he got hot?

He took his yellow jacket off.

originally posted by: CrazyBlueCat
Heeeeyyyy yoooooouuu guuuuuyyyyysssss!


What did the bee do when he got hot?

He took his yellow jacket off.

Beeutiful joke.
Thanks for the morning giggle.

a reply to: IAMTAT

A priest walks into the woods at night with an altar boy.

The altar boy says, "Hey, I'm really scared!"

And the priest replies, "You're scared?! What about me? I gotta walk out of here alone!"

Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

best, innocent, non dirty joke

I guess The boy was innocent, but I'm sure that is not what was meant with the word innocent...

Guy goes to the doc, frantic, screaming "Doc, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee pee".

Doc says, "Relax, you're two tents".

I never thought thinking of 'clean' jokes would be so hard.

Who is the meanest man in the world?
The baker...He whips his butter and beats his eggs.

Y’all I love it

I just think about some of the jokes my dad told me growing up and still uses them to this day.


Dad- “Hey, does your face hurt?”
Me- “no, why”
Dad- “well, it’s killing me!” Baahaahahaha!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CrazyBlueCat
Heeeeyyyy yoooooouuu guuuuuyyyyysssss!


What did the bee do when he got hot?

He took his yellow jacket off.

Beeutiful joke.
Thanks for the morning giggle.

I just noticed your word play! Nice I told my son that joke and he said the bee must’ve buzzed off ! He’s learning the corny joke ways haha

originally posted by: Terpene
Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.

Hahahaha! That one is perfect. Share more!

Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?


Because he already had his trunk

If you have 5min and 58sec to spare, please watch it, or just listen

Mitch Hedberg titled why I hate dreaming

I made this by using a meme app and a pic of my baby kitty.
That is her name, Baby kitty.

Mind if I add a few?

Happy Sunday everyone!

a reply to: Havoc40k

Hahahahaha!!!
Nice!! Thank you for joining the joke thread where I’m pretty much entertaining myself now
Post more if ya got them.



What do you call two witches who live together?

Broommates!

Here's a quick youtube for the day (Volume warning though!@!!)... pretty much sums up my Monday



Hope everybody else's Monday is going awesome though!

a reply to: Havoc40k

That was pretty funny! Thanks for the volume warning

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Case of the Monday’s from office space


Hey, at least Monday's only happen once a week!

Here's some more for ya, CrazyBlueCat

Hope your week's been great so far!

Thanks havok40k! My week is going good so far, hope yours is too!


Those are funny too, hahaha, thank you for contributing here!



I would post a joke meme I made but I’m not at my laptop right now.


Why didn’t the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts!

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

Here's going alright CbC, Tomorrow's a public holiday here in South Africa, but still going to be at the grindstone (self-employed and all)...

Here's one from a doctor from an (unspecified) country:

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
Bottoms up!