Just wanted to tell a joke

Just wanted to see if I could share an innocent joke.


What do you call a pile of cats?





A meowtain!!







Tell me your best, innocent, non dirty joke

You need help arranging that joke. Call these guys.

Ooop I gotta another!!

I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow.

When I
Woke up, my pillow was gone!



Heehee

originally posted by: CrazyBlueCat

What do you call a pile of cats?

Meow Mix.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

Thank you so much for sharing that! I’m dead

I wish I could be a cat herder

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CrazyBlueCat

What do you call a pile of cats?

Meow Mix.

Aghhhh!!!! Good one!!!

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

Ah pretty funny. But? You lost me at the whole tell me your best, innocent, non dirty joke.

I cant think of a one which would qualify to hit within those parameter.

a reply to: galadofwarthethird

Well
Farts!!

There’s gotta be one you know! I know , the world revolves around dirty but come on .. there is funny without dirty

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat


A frog walks into a bar.

The bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you!"

The frog said "you have a drink named Steve???"

a reply to: Alien Abduct

AHahaha!

Perfect

A man walks into a bar.





"Ouch!"

a reply to: Jason79

Yes!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!

That is a perfect type of dad joke!(but not my dad, he’s gotta involve himself in the joke somehow)

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

A Rabbi, a Catholic Priest and a Penguin walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat


If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed, I’d have $ 6.30 now!

Moses was hi-tech. He had the first tablets that could connect to the cloud.

If you can't find your dog, open the fridge door. He’ll be standing right behind you.


Me, on the phone: "Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. I really love you."
Voice, responding: "I’m sorry sir, but this is the brewery."
Me: "I know."

a reply to: Lumenari


Hahahaha!!

Nice!!

a reply to: ColeYounger

Wonderful!!!

Several in one place! ^^

Hahahahahaha!!

a reply to: Jason79
Is this close enough?

a reply to: ColeYounger
The religious have always had advanced tech.

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: Jason79
Is this close enough?

Shut up!! I watched this several times now and dude is so angry over nothing!! Hahahahahahaha lololololol

originally posted by: CrazyBlueCat

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: Jason79
Is this close enough?

Shut up!! I watched this several times now and dude is so angry

over nothing!! Hahahahahahaha lololololol

Not even gonna lie but the next video you posted says 5min.. my brain is 90to nothin right now and that’s too long. Or is it my attention span is ridiculous and to catch me, it’s gotta be short and sweet


And I didn’t even realize I posted my comment to myself .. my bad.