An open discussion: Do we have a right to know who the new site owners are?

a reply to: Assassin82

I've been waiting for an introduction thread but as days go by it seems less likely we'll get one.

Seems a mystery some internet sleuths should have solved by now....

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I've been waiting for an introduction thread but as days go by it seems less likely we'll get one.

Seems a mystery some internet sleuths should have solved by now....

Note to Zazz: Kill this one first.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Probably not the only list I'm at the top of but this one is an honor.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Zazz would've already made a few changes around here to make things more fashionable-looking.

Yes.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Atsbhct
Fact.

I light candles nightly to all the evil gods I worship (Satan, Cthulhu, Beelzebub, Zazzafrazz, Piers Morgan) that it is in fact Zazzafrazz who bought this place and will literally put cigarettes out on all our tongues before rightfully nuking the entire site from orbit.

Lately I've been making offerings to Martin Shkreli, but nothing! Nothing!

I think the exorcist that Zazz interviewed probably got them both possessed.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Probably not the only list I'm at the top of but this one is an honor.

I truly wish it's her that bought this place but I doubt it since the last time we chatted on the phone she said (use a nearly indecipherable Australian accent when you read this), 'Why would I want to buy the sheet hole? Do you ****ing hate me? If I wasn't on the other side of the country I'd walk up to your house and massacre you like a rabid drop koala'.

So I kinda let it go at that point because it seemed like she was in a particularly foul mood which, if you've ever spoken to her, is saying a lot.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Zazz would've already made a few changes around here to make things more fashionable-looking.

Yeah, starting with El Mudo Pito.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
I think the exorcist that Zazz interviewed probably got them both possessed.

LOL, that was epic.

I didn't understand a ****ing word, but it was epic.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My guess is the new owner is one of us.

I was also thinking that might be the case. If so, then it's a completely reasonable explanation for why they might not want others to know.

If people knew, then they might not be as authentic with their replies to that person. Or vice versa, if people knew, then the owner could no longer be as real as they would like to be, because people would expect them to be nicer.


Posting a comment in this thread, stating that "My guess is the new owner is one of us" might even be a good way to keep suspicion off oneself.


IF it is an active member, then I hope they do continue to keep it to themselves, and not let it be known.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"A rabid drop koala."

I'm screaming.

In terror.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
"A rabid drop koala."

I'm screaming.

In terror.

Look. She's scary. Really scary. But once you get her wound up about politics and some of the posters on this site you will never, even if you live to be 1,000 years old, her a more vulgar and disgusting stream of expletives emanate from the mouth of anyone.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

She sounds like my kind of time.

Unless she hates me, because I'm not here to get koala-dropped.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Atsbhct
"A rabid drop koala."

I'm screaming.

In terror.

Look. She's scary. Really scary. But once you get her wound up about politics and some of the posters on this site you will never, even if you live to be 1,000 years old, her a more vulgar and disgusting stream of expletives emanate from the mouth of anyone.

A woman after my own heart...Literally.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Atsbhct
There's a Reddit thread on who might have bought it, but not much evidence.

When Zazzafrazz shows up with the bill of sale she's gonna smack all of us in the mouth.

ETA: And stay TF off Reddit, it's a cesspool.

It's not Zazz. One of her conditions of sale would have been a permanent ban of me, all my socks, and anyone who ever mentioned me.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
Unless she hates me, because I'm not here to get koala-dropped.

You're like number four, five on her kill list.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
A woman after my own heart...Literally.

Same.

She stole my heart a long time ago.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's not Zazz. One of her conditions of sale would have been a permanent ban of me, all my socks, and anyone who ever mentioned me.

^This is not a joke, she actually said this to me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
A woman after my own heart...Literally.

Same.

She stole my heart a long time ago.

Yeah, she also took your spleen collection and a jar of eyes you kept on your desk.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's not Zazz. One of her conditions of sale would have been a permanent ban of me, all my socks, and anyone who ever mentioned me.

^This is not a joke, she actually said this to me.

She lost an argument to me once, I've never been more terrified in all my life.