Which Santa tracker will you be using, and why

Will you be using the Google or the Microsoft Santa tracker this year, or an alternative one, and why?

a reply to: AaarghZombies

NORAD. They track everything inbound over the North Pole.

In 2020 Santa tracks you

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: AaarghZombies

NORAD. They track everything inbound over the North Pole.

Correct.

Shoot that MoFo Santa down before he crosses the US border !!!...





......to, ah, halt the spread of Covid and all that ....

a reply to: DAVID64

NORAD is the best for tracking intercontinental ballistic Santa's.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

NORAD is clearly the superior one. They escort Santa with fighter jets keeping him safe from terrorists and commies.

www.noradsanta.org...

The last system used is the NORAD jet fighter. Canadian NORAD fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland and welcome Santa to North America.

Then, at numerous locations in Canada, other CF-18 fighter pilots escort Santa. While in the United States, American NORAD fighter pilots, in either the F-15s, F-16s or F-22s, get the thrill of flying with Santa and the famous reindeer – Dasher, Dasher, Prance, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. Even though Santa flies faster than any jet fighter (Santa actually slows down for NORAD to escort him), all of the systems, together, provide NORAD with a very good, continuous picture of Santa’s whereabouts.

a reply to: dug88

I usually hate the world and most things about it.

But knowing NORAD provides an escort for a ficticional character actually warms my cynical ass up a bit.

a reply to: M5xaz

Not the first time he got shot down....



Poor bastard! Then to add insult to injury.... "Oh no.... not Santa's Balls!!"... LMAO!!

I usually ask the deer we feed off the edge of our deck if Santa is in the air. I have to bribe them with cookies and cinnamon toast to get an answer. Those cookies are not really for Santa. He carries around a bottle of Kahlua to mix with the milk. I saw Santa in a bar drinking Kahlua and cream one Halloween when I was nineteen, I won first prize for my costume that year. He was in the window behind the bar....Oh wait, maybe that was a mirror and I was the only one dressed up as Santa.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

I'll be using my Surface to Air Missile (SAM) radar tracking system to track Santa. That thing is dead-on to about 70,000 feet.

I'll be the ultimate Grinch when I send out the year 2020 with a bang and rain down a bunch of falling red reindeer mist, Santa parts and smoldering sleigh wreckage.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

I am Santa

a reply to: M5xaz

LOL! Ooouch. Wait...Santa is wearing a mask. Hold yer fire!

Same, I use NORAD.

That is classified information .

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: AaarghZombies

NORAD is clearly the superior one. They escort Santa with fighter jets keeping him safe from terrorists and commies.

www.noradsanta.org...

The last system used is the NORAD jet fighter. Canadian NORAD fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland and welcome Santa to North America.

Then, at numerous locations in Canada, other CF-18 fighter pilots escort Santa. While in the United States, American NORAD fighter pilots, in either the F-15s, F-16s or F-22s, get the thrill of flying with Santa and the famous reindeer – Dasher, Dasher, Prance, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. Even though Santa flies faster than any jet fighter (Santa actually slows down for NORAD to escort him), all of the systems, together, provide NORAD with a very good, continuous picture of Santa’s whereabouts.

Terrorists and commies?

CNN tells me white nationalists are the biggest terror threat, and white nationalists LOVE Santa because he's an old white guy who doesn't like Muslins. So I'm suspicious of that press release right off the bat.

Santa is also giving out free stuff to kids. Which commies love as well. So that's also a red flag for me. Why shoot down somebody who is "redistributing the wealth"?

What's the REAL reason that Norad track Santa, tell me that, because their press release sounds bogus. What is the military's true agenda?

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: dug88

I usually hate the world and most things about it.

But knowing NORAD provides an escort for a ficticional character actually warms my cynical ass up a bit.

You know what else warms cynical backsides?

A hot plate.

Here's some free advise. If you run out of room at your Thanksgiving table, don't put a hotplate down on an old chair. Because somebody is going to have a National Lampoons moment.