Mink Infected With Mutated Strain of COVID-19 Are Rising From the Dead

Mink infected with a mutated strain of COVID-19 in Denmark appear to be rising from the dead, igniting a national frenzy and calls from local officials to cremate mink carcasses. While the sight itself is certainly terrifying for the residents of West Jutland, a region of the country grappling with confirmed COVID-19 cases connected to mink, there is likely a scientific explanation for the zombie-like reemergence from their graves.

A Danish police spokesman, Thomas Kristensen, told a state broadcaster that gases form while the body decays underground, according to the Guardian. “In this way, in the worst cases, the mink get pushed out of the ground,” Kristensen said of the nightmarish sight.

Because of the rushed burial, the animals were placed in shallow graves – just over three feet deep. Now, officials plan to bury the creatures in graves nearly double the depth. The area will be also monitored nonstop until a fence can be set up, the Guardian reported. But for some local officials, that may not suffice.

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Yeah sure. “Gases”. Why would they need a fence around it to keep them in?

This is how it begins. Happy 2020 everyone. Enjoy Thanksgiving with your family. Next year you might be having them for dinner one way or the other.

Maybe the fence is to prevent contact with the ‘gassy mink corpses’..
The media loves to apply the term ‘zombie’ to new diseases, they did it to swine flu as well...

I highly doubt these minks are being reanimated by covid..

a reply to: GreenGunther

I highly doubt these minks are being reanimated by covid..

Give it time.

If only we had listened to PETA back in the 90’s...

In a lighter, darker tone.

Is this why Minerva Mink wasn't in the animaniacs reboot?

a reply to: underwerks

Finally!

Why don't they just cremate the damn things? ❓

originally posted by: xuenchen
Why don't they just cremate the damn things? ❓

You need fuel, oxygen and ignition to create the fire.

You only need a spade to dig a hole.

Zombie Minks, what a pile of..,...

Covid Zombie Mutation

Do not burn the zombies. It spreads the infection. See, 'Return of the Living Dead'.

I have prepared for this zombie apocalypse for decades.

My body is ready

a reply to: underwerks

Adding to the the freak madness the thread is rendered by underworks.

Who'd of thunk it?

SnF


Now here's Zombie!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It Starts!!!!!!!!!!!

The virus must be taking the mink so far down that they appear to be dead, rigamortis can even set in yet the animal is not dead yet. It happens to people too.

Brain damage can occur when that happens, including the immune system to severely malfunction creating a zombie like appearance.

Just call them zombie mink, it is way more cool than what I said above.

a reply to: underwerks

If they are using CO2 gas on them and they are not burying them deep enough, this is a common thing.

The fence would be to keep people out, not to keep them in. If you are dealing with contaminated corpses, you don't want unsuspecting people and/or wildlife interacting with possible contagion.

Husband says when they have to sacrifice smaller test animals at work, they do use CO2, and especially when the cartridges get old, the gas is a side effect. It's an unpleasant part of the necessary animal testing. This is likely what is going on with the mink.

a reply to: underwerks

Well damn, I know I said a zombie disease would have been cool and all. Well I guess I can't be disappointed. Now this is some apocalyptic # right here.

Nah, it’s not gasses. It’s the location where they buried them!
Apparently they never watched the Steven King movie,
Pet Cemetery!!! 😳 😂

WOQ

Its 2020 and only a matter of time until............

a reply to: underwerks

"Zombie Mink from Denmark" eh?

I don't think I've seen that Hammer Horror movie.

Cuz it aint carbon neutral silly.


Reminds me of Pet Cemetary





a reply to: xuenchen

I This is so wrong and horrible. We breed those poor creatures and keep them in appaling conditions and then we give them a virus and kill them in the most inhumane way.

THEY prepared long ago at the CDC, fired any who tried to tell us the "plan".
They tell you is was all tongue in cheek...yeah.


Zombie Preparedness


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