Which one would you say is the best option for you?

Which one would you say is the best option for you?

A) a fling
B) a date
C) a girlfriend/boyfriend
D) a wife/husband
E) a hoe/player
F) an escort
G) a prostitute
H) a one night stand
I) a courtship
J) a friend with benefits
K) a sexual relationship with an ex

a reply to: Claymation213

J is the only way to go. Everything else can get too messy.

Well, even FWB can get messy. Honestly, it’s all screwed.

a reply to: Claymation213

I've been married 25 years.
Unfortunately feminism and online dating has made that sort of thing nearly impossible today.

a reply to: Claymation213

j or g.


G would be the best option so long as she was from a real business and not from the streets.
place that tests the women for drugs and disease.

originally posted by: Claymation213
Which one would you say is the best option for you?

A) a fling
B) a date
C) a girlfriend/boyfriend
D) a wife/husband
E) a hoe/player
F) an escort
G) a prostitute
H) a one night stand
I) a courtship
J) a friend with benefits
K) a sexual relationship with an ex

Why do you want to know?

I would suggest trying "all of the above" so you can make an educated decision.

a reply to: olaru12

Missing from the list:

L) Mechanical "must" relieving contraption. No messy, overly complex human interaction needed... literally turn it on, take care of biological baby builder buildup, turn off to save power, then back to work.

Ya'll know we're trending towards that old THX-1138 scenario, right?

a reply to: Claymation213

C&D with the occasional A

Though that # gets stressful....pretty sure I'm just trying to die young...

a reply to: Claymation213

L) Married and been off Masturbation for 4 weeks.

a reply to: Claymation213

Have you gotten a new job filling out surveys?

This is the second or third thread asking us information with a list of answers? This ain't right if so.

originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: Claymation213

L) Married and been off Masturbation for 4 weeks.

LOL.
Gotta hand it to you, congrats on the wedding

Can I do D+? I just want my wife to leave the guy she is with and come back home.

originally posted by: theatreboy
Can I do D+? I just want my wife to leave the guy she is with and come back home.

You might be better off just doing your own laundry.

c) a girlfriend

a reply to: theatreboy
If the + does not mean you agreed to it, my condolences go out to your relationship. Consider wisely.

a reply to: Claymation213

I believe the question is flawed as everyone has diff needs. I think having a relationship brings the most depth and texture to life. Whats the use of going places and overcoming obstacles if you can't share it with someone? The highs, the lows, the in-betweens. That said, I struggle w the idea of monogamy. My body is telling me to mate w as many females as possible, juxtaposed with the immense amount of guilt I would feel if I cheated. Still working this one out.

a reply to: Claymation213

Answer X) Harem Slave

originally posted by: theatreboy
Can I do D+? I just want my wife to leave the guy she is with and come back home.

No you don't. That's silly.

a reply to: NightVision

I have no problem with the fact I want a harem.
Hahaha

I do not kiss and tell, it goes against the code of Southern Gentlemen.

originally posted by: muzzleflash
a reply to: NightVision

I have no problem with the fact I want a harem.
Hahaha

Wanting a harem is natural. Do I want a harem? Of course. I joke about it w my gf regularly.

Downside: You are going to have manage the number of PMS cases equal to the number of girls in your harem every month. Catiness. Jealousy. Time management. Less time for yourself. Etc.

Upside: If they are all into each other...JACKPOT.

originally posted by: theatreboy
Can I do D+? I just want my wife to leave the guy she is with and come back home.

Dude if she's your wife and with another dude, she's no longer your wife. There's 3 billion women on the planet. The odds are in your favor. Why would you want someone who doesn't want to be wih you? Unwire that immediately.