I had a joke about....

There was a joke about the Chinese virus,

You won’t get it

I have a joke about breaking the streak, but the numbers didn't add up.

I had a joke about the after life
but it was really dead.

I had a joke about leaning,
it was really off kilter.

I had the greatest joke ever.
Wait ... no. That was somebody else ...
Never mind.

I have lots of jokes about witchcraft but cant decide on witch one

I had a joke about braking,
but I was on a roll.

I had a joke about obstacles,
but stumbled through anyway.

I had a joke about walls,
but crashed right through.

I had a joke about desperation
...
...

Is it over?

whew!

But then I had a joke about recurrence.
Oh no! Not again!

Did I have a joke about obsession?
Gotta think! Gotta think!

Wait! That joke about addiction;
That's it! I'm really going to quit this time!

I had a joke about procrastination but I put it off

I had a joke about Mars , it was out of this world

I had a joke about coffee but it was too black

I had a joke about blue moon but I was standing alone

I have a joke about Epstein, but it's a little too mature.

a reply to: Liquesence

Had a Scooby-Doo joke : but didn't get-away with it, because of those meddling kids...

Had a joke about fishing with God : but
...

I had a joke about pain, but I lost the nerve.

a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about numbness,
but I'm just not feeling it.

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My son in law says that there are two birds in the nest.
Looks like they got together after all.

Painting is like 3 weeks away.
Maybe a silver lining that the painter has been very unreliable about showing up.

a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about fishing, but it was the one that got away.

originally posted by: Liquesence
I have a joke about Epstein, but it's a little too mature.

I have a joke about pedophiles, but it's far too immature.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Had a dam joke : but it wouldn't hold water...

Had a joke about you : but you probably never had sex with Margaret Thatcher...

I had a joke about mommies little cuck

But everyone’s already laughing.

Emoji.

a reply to: Breakthestreak

I have a joke about being stalked, but I couldnt follow it through.

You mentioned me twice in this thread now

Pffft. Try getting your own life little boy.

I have a joke about vanity, but it wasn't personal.

I have a joke about chickens, but I'm too scared to tell it.

I have a joke about bathing, but it wasn't dirty enough.

I have a joke about being wasted, but I can't type out the puunncchhlli...