What Will Replace Sports?

a reply to: Atsbhct

What Will Replace Sports?

Televised coronavirus patient death matches in gladiator arenas.

Ends in Hub

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: Atsbhct

What Will Replace Sports?

Televised coronavirus patient death matches in gladiator areans.

Write this book or lose a fortune.

teh toilet paper games

death match glatitorial cambats

winner gets 200 cartons of the precious ..........................

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Trueman
I think catfish season is open?

Catfish season has been open on the internet for awhile now.

Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
teh toilet paper games

death match glatitorial cambats

winner gets 200 cartons of the precious ..........................

Only if the tributes who combat are bureaucrats from the various alphabet agencies of the swamp.

a reply to: Atsbhct

A dem- panic? Oh wait that's been done!

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Atsbhct

A dem- panic? Oh wait that's been done!

Who is a democrat? Who's panicking in this thread?

originally posted by: Trueman
Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.

You'll love this: Catfishing.

I'm kinda hoping for twisted metal or death race or whatever people in cars fighting to the death at high speed

See it has to be televised it's hard to keep up with a 100mph gun fight

I think it works perfectly well have the reward be toilet paper

originally posted by: markovian
I'm kinda hoping for twisted metal or death race or whatever people in cars fighting to the death at high speed

See it has to be televised it's hard to keep up with a 100mph gun fight

I think it works perfectly well have the reward be toilet paper

There MUST be a drone that could make this happen.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Trueman
Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.

You'll love this: Catfishing.

OMG ! I felt like losing my virginity reading that.

a reply to: Atsbhct

How about professional racers v. random bureaucrats? Sort of like The Running Man only with a Death Race vibe and kill cars.




Tonight's contestant is Lois Lerner from the IRS ... Who should she race America?

originally posted by: Atsbhct
With major sports leagues shutting down their seasons early, what will people replace them with until they reopen?

Illegal backstreet cockfighting.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LordAhriman

PornVid-19

You need to keep your eyes on your own paper!
This will go down on your permanent record!

Fantasy Sportsball....

Oh. Wait. That is D&D....

Uh, NASCAR hasn’t given up yet!

a reply to: Atsbhct

War. Nations destabilizing, shortages, income loss on a massive scale, trade & travel grinding to a halt. Middle class going broke and hungry while the government props up the stock market (well, tries to), oil price wars.

Feels like the story we'll be telling about the prelude to WW3. With no sports to pacify our desire to wage war, I have a feeling that's where this may lead.

originally posted by: Trueman
OMG ! I felt like losing my virginity reading that.

Lucky it was me, I'm gentle.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

NASCAR wouldn't necessarily have to.

PIt crews aside. Drivers never really come into close contact, and they can't really feed on the crowd for energy could they? So the crowds aren't all that necessary I would think. Just race without fans.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

NASCAR wouldn't necessarily have to.

PIt crews aside. Drivers never really come into close contact, and they can't really feed on the crowd for energy could they? So the crowds aren't all that necessary I would think. Just race without fans.

I forgot about Nascar! The American masses will be fine at least.